05.13.2009 Holly is doin Russell Brand

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Holly Madison doesn’t seem like someone with much of a sense of humor, like someone who would be entertaining or fun to hang out with, so this should work out nicely because the same could be said for Russell Brand.

Holly and Russell met in Las Vegas at a party thrown by rapper JAY-Z after RICKY HATTON’s thrashing 11 days ago.
A source in Vegas said: “Russell has really hit it off with Holly. She’s a big star in the US, which he finds really attractive.
“And his constant tomfoolery has her in stitches. Russ has been making late-night visits to her home in the Hollywood Hills.
“He’s been there three times in the past week and neighbours have heard them ‘enjoying themselves’ loudly.”

I’ll be the first to admit Brand was good in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” but Jesus Christ is he annoying in real life. His monologue at the MTV Awards last year couldn’t have been any more awful unless behind him they we’re showing live footage of a crocodile sneaking up behind a baby panda.

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(161) Comments

  1. Texas Stunt Sock 05/13/2009 10:55

    Nigz and whatnot.

  2. DB's Treasure 05/13/2009 10:56

    Shut up.

  3. A.M. Lumber 05/13/2009 10:57

    Good for her.

  4. CodPiece 05/13/2009 10:57

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  5. A.M. Lumber 05/13/2009 10:59

    @SupB when she gets here…. And your 5 are?

    I’m pretty sure I could put together a decent all-athlete chick-list too…

  6. THE O.G. HATER 05/13/2009 10:59

    Russell Brand? I thought that was a shemale?!

  7. Texas Stunt Sock 05/13/2009 10:59

    Hey, Sup, did what’s his name email you yesterday?

  8. THE O.G. HATER 05/13/2009 11:00

    Look at this old hag, sheesh what is she 27? BARF

  9. SCUM 05/13/2009 11:00

    You can still see the recycling symbol on Holly’s boob job.

  10. The Irreverent Tony Stark 05/13/2009 11:00

    ::puts shotgun back into closet::

    JimmyMcGinty is ok, he’s got ulterior motives.

  11. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 05/13/2009 11:00

    She’s a “big star” here? These two morons are perfect for each other and can both lick my balls. Ok, just Holly.

  12. SCUM 05/13/2009 11:00

    TSS, did you see my comment on the last thread?

  13. DB's Treasure 05/13/2009 11:01

    This gal does nothing for me. Just another Barbie doll.

    …I’d still fuck her blind though

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 05/13/2009 11:02

    “He’s been there three times in the past week and neighbours have heard them ‘enjoying themselves’ loudly.”

    They must have been trying on each other’s lingerie…

  15. Texas Stunt Sock 05/13/2009 11:02

    Toe sock? Good shit.

  16. Lo Rider 05/13/2009 11:03

    I dunno why, but I cannot wait for Hugh Hefner to die and go to hell. I’m not exactly sure why and it very well might be envy, but I’d go to hell with a bag of marshmallows just to roast them on that vile POS’s carcass.

  17. SCUM 05/13/2009 11:04

    Thought you would like that.

  18. SuperB 05/13/2009 11:04

    Texas, huh? who what?

    AM- Josh Beckett, Jeremy Shockey, John Cena, Aaron Downey,and Bam

  19. Texas Stunt Sock 05/13/2009 11:04

    Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuts!!!

  20. Lo Rider 05/13/2009 11:07

    The list of intellectual chicks I’d bang is incredibly short:

    ( haven’t met any )

    That’s about it.

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