Paula Abdul mocked the very premise of her own show last night when she lip-synched her new song on “American Idol”, and no one expects you to watch this whole clip, because that would be mean, especially since you only need to see two things to understand her idiocy:
Around the 2:20 mark, a nice young man helps her across the stage (it’s more reminiscent of what you would see in a nursing home going in the direction of the bathroom then, say, a Britney concert) and, while wearing a headset microphone, she’s starts singing into a second microphone on a stand. This has led some to assume she was lip-synching, because if you notice, the audience wasn’t blown out of their seats and pressed against the back wall which is what would have happened if her “connecting to the internet with dial-up” like voice had been boomed through two microphones.
Around 3:06, she’s crawling on her knees and then eventually kind of lumbers up to her feet and twitches for a while. If you can’t get this video to work, just imagine the silhouette of a penguin woofing down a whole fish but set to crappy music. I’m sure in her mind she’s poppin these moves at a hundred miles per hour, but in reality it looks more like a senior citizen exercise video specifically designed so you can also do it from a seated position if need be.
Another D list post. As you were Z……. Let it all out!
Faust?
“Around 3:06, she’s crawling on her knees and then eventually kind of lumbers up to her feet and twitches for a while.”
This coincides with the injection from her handy vicodin pump…
Dammit.
Fisticles. Fist
Mr. Stark, should I have any lingering concerns about my privacy on this site? Fist
This must be “Old Has Been Bitch Day”…….where is Doc??
That was fucking awful. I feel sorry for this generation as they get shit like this, Britney, Miley Cyrus and Fallout Boy for their music. Then again they also get blow jobs and anal sex in middle school so it’s a fair trade off.
If you don’t use the same password from this site anywhere else you should be ok.
Your password wouldn’t happen to be “fist” would it?
Paula might still have it, but there are drugs that can clear it up.
I’ve got too much pride to watch a 45 year old try and be techno cool
Thanks Mr. Stark. My password is thankfully not fist or fist fist. Fist.
Paula Abdul = America’s Susan Boyle
Poster-Boy (or girl)….
Good attempt at the put-downs….
next time…try fewer words….
http://www.wwtdd.com/2007/10/she-died-as-she-lived/
oh my lord. i watched that whole thing.
Why won’t people recognize Paula for the gift that she is?
“oh my lord. i watched that whole thing.”
SinDs, who’s laughing now, sunshine?
Shouldn’t this be classified as another Arab terrorist attack?
(p)rick, i don’t know why i did it. and i totally regret it now. poor paula!
“Paula Abdul = America’s Susan Boyle”
Paula Abdul: America’s Anal Boil…