WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE - ruled the weekend box office by earning 32.5M. Notice I said “earned”. You could learn a thing or two about hard work and the value of a dollar from this movie, young man. (boxofficemojo)
MADONNA - was sued on Friday by her Central Park condo neighbor, because Madge “forces neighbors to endure blaring music, stomping and shaking walls … unreasonably high-decibel, amplified music as bass-y vibrations rumble through walls, ceilings and radiators.” To be fair, Madonna is an old lady. She was probably just watching Wheel of Fortune. “The Pat Sajak really tickles my goose,” she says to her cats. (enquirer)
WILMER VALDERAMA - will star in a sitcom based on “the Dog Whisperer”. Wilmer, the producer of ‘Hung’ and Fox have all come together to tell comedy lovers to go fuck themselves. (comingsoon)
RANDY QUAID - was due in court this morning in Santa Barbara to explain the fraud charges against him, but of course he didn’t show up, and now may be extradited from Texas. I’m not surprised he didn’t show up, but it was just as likely he’d show up in a gold horse drawn carriage, then stepped out wearing a tuxedo with tails, a ivory tipped cane, a top hat and spats. (e!online)
LILY ALLEN - hung out topless on her balcony of a Venice hotel this weekened. Considering how often she does stuff like this, that might the most dishonest “classified” stamp ever awarded. (hq jump here)
little twitters.
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Her breasts seem to be locked in a constant struggle for freedom.
Where’s Veracity? I need his expert opinion as to whether or not those nipples are in the right spots.
When I was sent to my room with no dinner, I dressed up in a scary clown suit and masturbated.
Want to see this movie DD
Is this chick famous? She kind of looks like my maid.
no thanks, slaapp…i’ll pass.
Brend8n’s obsession with Lily Allen is just more proof that he is a homo.
You never accept dates anymore :-(
Re-posted, cause its about me, so it must be important.
All right fuck-sticks, I am off to the airport, then to LA til Wednesday night.
Rusty, Did you remember that I am going to be in San Diego in three weeks?
You know the Durden rules. The home team pays for the hookers. And I don’t want any Philippino trannys like Pepper tried to pass off on me. I want a real girl, with tits and everything.
I ♥ Lily Allen
Rokan - At least she’s out there showing her shit. You should applaude her for setting a good example to all the young female “musicians”.
LA as in Loo-zee-anna? Or LA as in Los Angeles?
Either way, have fun, be safe…and be on your best wookie behavior.
Tell Doc we said fuck off.
Rokan, I haven’t forgotten. Mylene is chained up in my garage waiting for you.
I can handle Lily Allen, cause she just does her thing….which includes getting drunk and losing her shirt.
Better to be what you know you are and kinda cute and endearing than some of the other music-hollywood bitches that keep pretending to be something they aint.