ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - wrote a letter to the California state assembly yesterday (read it here) after they approved some new plan to give away more free money, and it was all TLDNR, but I somehow feel I got the gist of what he was trying to say anyway. (wall street journal)
OPRAH WINFREY - is a drunk and a drug addict, and her longtime boyfriend Stedman Graham has dumped her because of it. Not only that, now she’s ready to pay him 150 million dollars to keep him quiet. I would take it if I were him. This bitch is evil. In fact I heard she can throw fire from her hands. (the enquirer)
BRITTANY MURPHY - was visited by the cops this morning around 2:30am because she was on her balcony screaming and claiming she heard gun shots. No evidence of foul play was discovered, but still, Brittany did the right thing. If you ever hear gun fire, and you suspect a killer may be on the loose, go out into the open and flail around and yell at the darkness. If you have time, call 911, but first things first. (tmz)
LINDSAY LOHAN - could be dead within a year if she doesn’t get to rehab, according to her dad. Thankfully, Lindsay agrees and has decided to seek help. “I have not spoken to my father, nor have I responded to his threatening and erratic messages … he should try to be a real father.” Oh okay never mind. I was thinking of someone else. (the sun and wenn)
I bet Lindsay’s vagina is really dry and banging her would be like sticking your dick in tumbleweed.
More like jacking of with sandpaper BSDC.
Arnold Rocks!
i know i’m biased but i think she looks…. ok here. except for close up. full on Monet.
the dress is cute and the shoes are die die die!!!
I know blonds don’t age to well but she looks like an old catchers mitt that has been laying in the back yard for 10 years.
She looks like a 40 year old trying to look 23. Which is bad if you are 23.
And way to go Arnie
the governator rules!!
http://theoverrated.com/
What can you say about her that hasnt already been said? Next. I bet the next post is a David Letterman post.
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Diane,
i did know that, but i thought they all got banned. Even when Carolyn Diaz showed back up, none of the others did. Now only one Beppo. Thankfully, he is the more interesting one.
Fucker has made me laugh twice today.
Why are all the freaks always up my ass anyway? I’m a “people person” afterall!!!
Lindsay looks good from a distance…….
….like many chicks do after you bang ‘em and run from the cops…..
I want my money back
If Schwarzeneggar really planned that…..
…..then I must express my admiration……
Arnold doesn’t do his own writing.
i saw it rokan….and yes, i would agree. this beppo is hilarious. apparently real beppo isn’t as smart as his friend carolyn to know how to use a proxy server. she keeps good company, it seems.
you’re damn near ten feet tall…anyone standing behind you is probably damn close to being up your ass. just sayin.
I can’t believe
Zombie“Fake Beppo” tries to annoy Rokan……….Diane,
That’s why I am so careful when i drop the soap.
i bet those fingers she’s sucking on reek of sam’s crusty cooter custard and stale marlboro’s.
That’s why we need more celebrities/actors in office. …and less Corzines’, Granholms’, and Obama’s.
Why are Ailcia Keys and Jay-Z involved in the World Series?
“Cooter Custard?”