10.15.2009 scarlett johansson for mango

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Is there really a clothing line named Mango? That was rhetorical by the way because apparently there is. And it would seem Scarlett Johansson works for them now.

Ryan Reynolds semen must contain some sort of tranquilizer because this bitch has pretty much disappeared since they got together. Not an insult, by the way. You used to hear all kinds of wild stories about her (sex in an elevator with Benencio Del Toro, for example) now she’s only in the news when it’s related to work. So next time Lindsay or whoever blames the paparazzi and say bloggers make a normal life impossible, remember Scarlett. Turns out that someone simply going to their job every day is not that interesting. Except for my job, which involves me being dropped being enemy lines with nothing but a knife and a map while a General tells the media I’m only an urban legend.

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  1. dhamway 10/15/2009 13:37

    She is really hot!! She needs to do Playboy…

  2. Rusty Sanchez 10/15/2009 13:40

    Candy gram for mango.

  3. iwontrememberthis 10/15/2009 13:43

    Was it named for the SNL sketch?

  4. Phantom 10/15/2009 13:46

    she will blow in iron man 2.

    and by “blow” i mean service tony stark while gwenyth paltrow sits in the corner fingerbanging her own anus.

  5. Rusty Sanchez 10/15/2009 13:50

    I’d pay 10 bucks to see that.

  6. SsnakeOil 10/15/2009 13:51

    I see your $10 and raise you $5

  7. SsnakeOil 10/15/2009 13:52

    …as long as Scarlett is naked.

  8. RedRage 10/15/2009 13:55

    Slappy, you mean you’re not happy about that? You’re not honored to accept our waste?

  9. Rusty Sanchez 10/15/2009 13:55

    Mango is boring. They are wasting Scarlett’s tits with this crap.

  10. SuperB 10/15/2009 13:56

    Waiting was on when I went home for lunch….I hate this chick for snagging Ryan R ass…sooo fine.

  11. dirtydiane 10/15/2009 14:00

    do i seriously see shoulder pads in that grey sweat-shirt dress? really?

  12. dhamway 10/15/2009 14:04

    RedRage, who is your avatar picture of?

  13. RedRage 10/15/2009 14:05

    My wife dhamway, why?

  14. Rokan 10/15/2009 14:06

    I love her.

  15. Rusty Sanchez 10/15/2009 14:06

    Hey Sup, I see you had words with Crazy Carolyne. Sorry to leave you alone with “it”. Sushi was awesome though.

  16. Rokan 10/15/2009 14:07

    This makes me happy.

    http://tinyurl.com/yg58pd4

  17. Rusty Sanchez 10/15/2009 14:07

    Rokan, did you put your girl over your knee last night?

  18. TheOverrated 10/15/2009 14:07

    ever since she got married, she is whack now…show your tits bitch and stop being such a prude
    http://theoverrated.com/

  19. SuperB 10/15/2009 14:08

    All good in the hood, I was just burning time when I was on a webinar. It was really kinda funny if you ask me. She-he-it really hates when you call it a tranny on a slope

  20. i hate everything 10/15/2009 14:09

    any advise on what to do about painful erection at work?

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