I don’t know much about Christian Serratos, but she’s in the ‘Twilight’ movies, she’s 19, she’s hot, and now she’s naked as the latest celebrity in the PETA “I’d rather go naked…” campaign (temporary full size copy here).
This tie-in makes a lot of sense if you think about it. PETA fights for animals, and in the first two minutes of ‘Twilight’, Robert Pattinson kills a deer to drink it’s blood. The message is: don’t kill animals, unless you plan to eat them alive. They deserve to die in miserable agony and unbridled terror. Wait. Okay I might not know what the message is to this. Let me come back to this one.
fist
Call me old fashioned but I don’t consider having seen a chick naked unless I’ve see their nipples and snatch.
Assholes are nice too.
If I can’t see anything….
…..then she’s not naked….
I kinda gotta go with ya on that BSDC
I’m naked too.
Does an ammo belt count as clothing?
Big Smelly Dirt Cock…….
…..as my wife would say ….”you owe me a coke”……
…I always substituted a cock……
“if I could save time in a bottle”
Damn it…..
….this site is still got some fucked up ad-cookie screwing with me……
I’m going to tell the wife that the ad-ware secretly down-loaded porn to my “hard” drive……
….close to a tera-byte…..
Obs,
That sounds plausible.
Someone sent me this gif this morning and I’m still trying to figure out what the hell is going on in it (nsfw)
http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqAyeFJ
ok this chick totally looks asian in twilight.
http://tinyurl.com/yjetwe7
weird
What a coincidence, I’d rather her go naked than wear fur also.
I am sick of you lesbians stealing all the hunks from me.
BSDC I got nothing except the obvious
I feel that this whole post is an attack upon my person.
I am naked, and I wear fur.
I shave my balls so I can tea-bag my girlfriend, and that is as far as I go
Vampires are not people so PETA rules do not apply to them.
As long as they keep up their SAG dues they are free to mutilate and maim.
I love how this is nudity and now Brend0n has now started putting “classified” over banner pictures with no nudity at all (i.e. Eva Mendes thread from earlier)
She does have a nice turd cutter though.
She’s hot, but not as hot as this…
http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2009_09/sketchers.jpg
Brend8n is a corporate cock hound, Rusty.
You should know that.
Now are we having a drink tomorrow or not god damnit?
e-mail me at rokan_durden@yahoo.com so the trolls keep their fucking traps shut.