Kate Bosworth gets forgotten about, but she’s terrific. She’s sexy as hell, while at the same time, if she were any cuter she would technically be a panda in a cowboy hat. Gwyneth Paltrow on the other hand is a mean old bitch who looks like a ghost you would see near a Civil War graveyard.
Keeping these two indisputable facts in mind, it’s no wonder that Paltrows husband is cheating on her with Bosworth. Star magazine says…
“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” an eyewitness tells Star. “There was Chris (Martin) totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!”
Despite what you may have heard, sex with a pot-bellied big-toothed ghost leaves a lot to be desired. I don’t know if Martin really is cheating on Paltrow, but yes, Martin is 100 percent really cheating on Paltrow. Of course he is. Why wouldn’t he? She’s a damn monster.
(picture source = pacific coast and getty)
I want to paint that forehead white.
id give her a pearl necklace
http://youareoverrated.com/
Maybe he was just trying to get the taste of Apple’s penis out of his mouth.
I frequently drive by Ms. Bosworth’s high school on my way to Stop & Shop…..
….and ColdPlay was recently in town………
…coincidence?
I am a freakin matchmaker………..
And I care because……………………………………..
Cali I know you weren’t serious. Don’t worry your giant Gagaglasses off.
I always thought that dudes that played water polo were gay . . . huh.
Who could compete with The Two Eyes?!
Wait - I mean… everyone HAS two eyes - well, not everyone, but those poor bastards are just fucked anyway, but her two really are like two. Different. Uhhh… it’s that they’re colored. Not like that, that’s not racist, I just mean they don’t match. It’s not normal to have the colors mixed.
Fuck it.
i dont think kate bosworth is all that great either…
JTT elizabeth berkley has two different colored eyes
RR: Water Polo is a pretty rough sport. The fàgolis usually stick to sports where they don’t have their hair coated in chlorine and their makeup washed off.
I don’t get what the big deal is with this chick she looks like a crackwhore with osteoporosis.
In the words of Chris Brown,
“I’d hit it”
And I meant ohm not RR. Fuck
Marco!!!
And Pandas in cowboy hats are the hot
Polo!!
What the hell does Elizabeth Berkley have to do with anything?
You can’t even get blown in a pool full of inflatables & a ball!
…and I have no idea what that dig even means, but I’m pretty sure there is no defending Water Polo.
…unless it’s chics. In bikinis. That regularly get torn off. …and it’s in a pool of jello.
Boy Its too bad Gwyneth didnt have a “Warning Sign”
RedRage: Who’s in your av?
ohmwrecker: Same question.
She had a thrashing spastic orgasm in showgirls.
“Water Polo is a pretty rough sport.”
I laughed so hard, I cried.