I’d rather have the doors lock behind me on a 6-month gay pleasure cruise than in a movie theater showing ‘Nine’. I wouldn’t go see that crap even if the name alluded to the number of blowjobs I would get from Kimberly Phillips if I did. But Nicole Kidman had to go to last nights premiere because she’s in that POS, and to make it more exciting she buried her face in a mountain of cocaine first. HOLY CHRIST, NOW THIS MOVIE IS FUKCIN AMAZING!
(picture source = fame and getty)
boring
She’d make a great Joker for the next installment of Batman.
Crazy coked-up bitch.
Her neck looks like a microwaved hotdog.
She was attractive for about 5 years there…Now? Not so much. Another decent face ruined by plastic surgery. What is this world coming to? Plus, she needs to do something with her hair. That color and style is bland as hell.
RR, her neck looks like when I bat wing my testicles.
I’d still cork this bitch.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/save-some-cocaine-for-the-rest-of-us-nicole/36466pcn_nine-5/
Now look at that and picture her saying:
“Don’t even think about asking me how much Scientology fucked up my life. I’d rather not say.”
Scum, I was at a party and a drunk friend comes out of the washroom doing a bat wing. A girl dared him to let her pierce it with a stud earing she had on. She forced the fucking earring through his sack, it made a popping noise as it broke through the other side.
er..and Think about her saying…that is
RR, yeah I think I had one of those after the bar the other night from a 7-11 when I was drungry.
skin is like latex, man. It stretches a lot farther than you’d think it would before breaking.
Seriously, though, if it aint cocaine on her face then what the fuck is it? It looks like she was rubbing her face on Denzel’s elbows.
It would be really funny if the image of this sent some fellow closet cokehead at the premier over the edge, the suggestion being so enticing and all, so that he knocks over three cameramen and a bouncer to get to her, grabs her by the ears, and starts just licking her face while moaning softly, eyes aflame and darting about with a sort of weird, apprehensive pleasure.
….that was poetic
I guess they don’t do coke off mirrors anymore…. otherwise she’d have seen how stupid she looks. And who was with her right before she went out there, Stevie Wonder?
Brendumb, I’m so proud of you. You learned how to use a comma! Wait, I don’t believe it’s you! You’re too fucking stupid to learn anything! I’m calling you out, new writer guy!
And that’s not cocaine; it’s powered sperm from a black man that someone gifted her.
Does powering your face with cocaine have the same affect as snorting it? Wasn’t there another photo of her like this a few months ago?
Mony-
Yes. A thousand times yes.
And did you see that last line? That’s not how I spell fuckin’.
RR, that was a funny story.
She’s trying that new Italian facial treatment. I think its called Gizz MeFacio.