This Jessica Simpson story from John Mayer (as told to Playboy, recapped here by Us.com) is way hotter if you ignore what she looks like now and remember what she looked like then. Back when she was Daisy, as in Duke, instead of Glazy, as in Donut.
He dubs 29-year-old Simpson (whom he dated from 2006 to 2007) “a drug.”
“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.”
“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he continues. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.’”
Damn. Just … damn. Jessica was everything a girl should be. Short, long hair, huge breasts. I would have fucked the old Jessica so hard she would have looked like a unicorn.
You really dont like girls who arent built like a stick do you Brend0n??
I believe it.
i dont get the unicorn refrence…
My penis is happy to see her………..wiggle, wiggle……..
I would love to rip out John Mayer’s heart Mola Ram style and then take a dump on it.
So why did he leave her?
…F A G !!!!
kali mahhhh!
MMMMMMMMMMM another post no TITS or ASS !
i’d still hit it :drool:
and back in 2006-2007 she was a damn fine piece of ass.
Hmmm, thats a new error, “Error establishing a database connection”
It’s official. I now have a massive boner.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
Smart men never actually “leave” a woman, they just smoothly start seeing other chicks without burning any bridges. There isn’t one ex of mine I couldn’t call up right now and arrange a date with………. except maybe that one girl that I accidentally ran over with my car and her brother threatened to kill me if I ever contacted her again.
How can a douche like john mayer tag that chick?!
Mayer’s a douche bag.
But I’d stick a folk in Simpson’s tits. Then I’d stick a fork in them.
:-P
Here’s exactly how I feel about John Mayer:
http://www.youtube.com/phetasy#p/u/8/THXGDF3DqJI
I’m pretty sure the comment from a certain “ColinsMusic” is Mr. Mayer, he’s such a fuckin’ loser.
If Nick Lachey didn’t want to kill himself before this interview, I’m pretty sure it’s a done deal by now.
Hmm, losing posts again, either that or they are filtering the word ass
you are an ass….
nope , looks like ass works just fine…:)