Sofia Vergara had some award or something for ‘Modern Family’ last night, and OH MY FUCKING GOD is she fantastic. She must be one of the worlds greatest athletes to walk around in high heels with those magnificent breasts outweighing the rest of her by a hundred pounds and bouncing up and down in front of her. Even getting out of bed must be a Herculean effort. She probably just has to roll onto the floor and then put her back against the wall and push with her legs with all her might to scooch her way up, like the Grinches dog when he had to push that sled with all the presents. Like that, except with me jackin off while it was happening.
(source = splash and inf and getty and wenn and fame)
TITTAYS!!!
Must be a hard life writing this crap and jerking off all day long. We gonna see another “I hate Aniston” post today? or will it be “I hate Lohan” this time? Ohhh…I just can’t wait to find out!!!
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I want to stick it in Jessicas butt
I loved when he posted the hot pics of Jennifer love Hewitt and said she looked fat yet every other site said how hot she looks.
Oh Sofia, how I love thee.
you speak of large breasts and praise them, yet you post essentially 37 of the same pic? All sans teat…..
In my next life, I want to comeback as Sophia’s Brazilian waxing strips.
Julie Bowen > her
Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek and a bottle of Johnsons baby oil.
Discuss…..
Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek and a few roofies….
Rem, I could pickle my heron to that thought.
Sofia needs my Verga…………………………
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Discuss
Even Tom Cruise’s dick being inside of her couldn’t keep me from sucking her insides out via her vajayjay.
The Rolling Stones?! Are you serious?
DB, you just need to disqualify yourself from any and all discussions about music.
Having said that, I want this woman handcuffed, ass up in a love swing with a fistful of amyls and some candle wax.
Also . . . Watt, Julie Bowen? Go sit in the corner.
Julie Bowen in Happy Gilmore……
Julie. Bowen.
You sit in the fucking corner you bitter old man.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hD2Z-ZV-ZOg/SvsBjLWAnBI/AAAAAAAABwY/x3qdAeav-NI/s400/Julie-Bowen-Nude-1.jpg
Wow, I’m speachless for once.