Jessica Alba has naked cell phone pictures

By brendon November 05, 2010 @ 9:11 AM

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It’s no secret that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have had a few rough patches in their marriage, and as everyone knows she had a little girl last year. But now I’m posting pictures of Jessica while pregnant, showing off her naked boobs and ass. Why am I doing this? How did I get these? Does it mean I’m the father of Jessicas baby? Well look, I’m not gonna say I am, I’m not gonna say I’m not, but I mean, hey, think about it. The pictures speak for themselves.

wwtdd

(44) Comments

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    MrAdams 11/05/2010 09:18

    At least we know she puts out. That’s something.

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    chicagoguyinva 11/05/2010 09:20

    awesome!! i love me some jessica alba

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    DarkCherry 11/05/2010 09:23

    I don’t see ass but still nice nip JA!

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    DarkCherry 11/05/2010 09:26

    HAHA brando confused her baby bump with her ass!!!

  5. avatar
    RemSteale 11/05/2010 09:29

    Not really surprised writer dude confused her bump with her ass.
    Nice to know she is human though

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    pepper 11/05/2010 09:30

    so…where are the naked pictures?

  7. avatar
    DarkCherry 11/05/2010 09:33

    Pic two daaaaamn that is some yummy underboob

  8. avatar
    RemSteale 11/05/2010 09:34

    I assume the exposed nipple counts as nudity in the writers world.

    If he ever sees a pussy he may be hospitalized for shock…..

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    pepper 11/05/2010 09:37

    Well, going with Brendgay’s definition of naked, here are a few more..enjoy!
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    http://tinyurl.com/22mob4k

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    VaginaOfParis 11/05/2010 09:46

    yawn, fucking old news. Egotastic posted this shit like 4 hours ago. I need my celebrity nudity NOW!

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    Dianna_Daisy 11/05/2010 09:53

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  12. avatar
    pepper 11/05/2010 09:54

    Vagina..go to taxidrivermovie.com

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    Greenguy 11/05/2010 09:59

    Nice Nipples!

  14. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 11/05/2010 10:08

    Seen these on Useless junk hours ago! Pick up the pace Brendumb!

  15. avatar
    Watt 11/05/2010 10:14

    One nipple.

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    Sensei John Kreese 11/05/2010 10:32

    WHo cares about Alba, seen it before, how about Kat Denning’s finally shown ta-ta’s.

    http://fleshbot.com/5682391/double-whammy-celebrity-nudity-kat-dennings-and-jessica-alba-topless

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    RemSteale 11/05/2010 10:37

    Kat Dennings I like, those are some nice size fun bags

  18. avatar
    JUB-JUB 11/05/2010 10:53

    Yikes!! I thought my morning was going to get a lot better when I read the headline…..instead I was kicked in the balls with these shitty pictures.

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    Tom Foolery 11/05/2010 11:01

    This is how I like to see Fridays kick off, I know you guys have all seen these hours ago but this is the only place I check….more for the laughs from you kids. See how many tools I can see at the gym for lunch today

  20. avatar
    Watt 11/05/2010 11:33

    http://www.cleverbot.com/ have fun guys

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