Here’s A Sexy Catfight

By Travis March 01, 2013 @ 10:16 AM

Kelly Brook and Katie Price (AKA Jordan) are both English models who are only recognized because they have giant tits. However, while Brook’s breasts are natural, Price’s have come as the result of ridiculous plastic surgery. Regardless, they’re both famous and wealthy, and naturally that means that they hate each other.

Price fired shots earlier this month in her column in The Sun, as she called Brook a “heifer”. Brook countered this week by making fun of Price’s plastic surgery, and this is all stupid because they should just have sex.

Photo credit: Splash

Katie had written in her Sun column that she was “FLABbergasted to see how big Kelly really is” after viewing pictures of her modelling swimwear.

But Kelly, 33, last night used her first outing as a team captain on ITV2’s Celebrity Juice to get revenge.

When fellow captain Holly Willoughby said pregnant Katie, 34, was “well out of order”, host Keith Lemon asked Kelly what she would say if her new foe was there.

Kelly replied: “What, Magda from There’s Something About Mary?”

Brook should have also mentioned that she could park a Fiat between Price’s tits, but then escalating this mess wouldn’t help anyone. What needs to happen is Emma Glover and Mellisa Clarke need to step in so the four of them can just have an all-out nude brawl until I get tired of watching in 2034.

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(15) Comments

  1. avatar
    Lick-it 03/01/2013 10:37

    Now THIS is a post in the “old school” tradition……

    ….and while there may be a lot of wasted word up there (unread)…….I hafta “like” the juicy fuck-cushion picture…..

  2. avatar
    Lick-it 03/01/2013 10:39

    Is that a passenger car from a commuter train tattooed on her thigh…..???

    …what should we make of that…??

    Anyone…..anyone?

  3. avatar
    MacDaddy 03/01/2013 10:44

    Who cares!

  4. avatar
    Beppo 03/01/2013 10:59

    I wonder what her clam smells like

  5. avatar
    Butt Plug 03/01/2013 11:01

    Lick-it,

    I take it from your comments, that you like fucking

  6. avatar
    LoK 03/01/2013 11:37

    Kelly…mmmmm

  7. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 03/01/2013 11:58

    I’m a relic from the old guard, the old days when this site’s commenting section looked more like the heyday of Studio 54.

    I just wanted to say that it’s good to see that Beppo is still alive. It warmed the cockles of my heart and gave me a rush in my bathing suit area to see he is well and still longing for the nurses and the pantsless gauchos.

  8. avatar
    Beppo 03/01/2013 12:03

    Greetings Sensei,

    The old guard still lives.
    Though we are diminished in number, our hearts still beat proudly.

  9. avatar
    j-mac 03/01/2013 12:04

    You’re trying to hard.

  10. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 03/01/2013 12:13

    Beppo,

    How’s life?

    I feel like I’ve been forced to become a lurker on this site now, which coincidentally is not much different than what I do in real life.

  11. avatar
    tomatojoe 03/01/2013 12:23

    Why did her(Brook) tits looks so small in that playboy she did a while back?

    Evidence: http://theblemish.com/2010/08/kelly-brook-is-in-playboy/kelly-brook-playboy-01/

    Maybe she should stay a “heifer.”

  12. avatar
    Pugiron 03/01/2013 12:26

    Cow vs Cow. I guess you could say they got beef? Now they just need Jessica Simpson and the Kardashians and they can finally settle which fat bitch really rules the herd. I see the tradition of this website judging fat women as hot just because they have big breasts continues. You must jizz in your pants when you see Aretha Franklin.

  13. avatar
    Lick-it 03/01/2013 13:53

    Butt-Plug……@ 11:01…..

    …..you are an astute Observer….

  14. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/01/2013 14:00

    Pug, I agree with you on the others, but I don’t think Kelly brook is fat. Her stomach looks okay considering she is bent over. Not every girl can have “Jaime Pressley in her prime” abs, but I still think they can still be hot. Just my opinion, but you are right that huge tits allow a little leeway in the judging. I’m in the minority here, but I still think Jennifer Love is good looking.

  15. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/01/2013 14:04

    The new Emily Ratajkowski post put my last point to shame.

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