Kelly Brook and Katie Price (AKA Jordan) are both English models who are only recognized because they have giant tits. However, while Brook’s breasts are natural, Price’s have come as the result of ridiculous plastic surgery. Regardless, they’re both famous and wealthy, and naturally that means that they hate each other.
Price fired shots earlier this month in her column in The Sun, as she called Brook a “heifer”. Brook countered this week by making fun of Price’s plastic surgery, and this is all stupid because they should just have sex.
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Katie had written in her Sun column that she was “FLABbergasted to see how big Kelly really is” after viewing pictures of her modelling swimwear.
But Kelly, 33, last night used her first outing as a team captain on ITV2’s Celebrity Juice to get revenge.
When fellow captain Holly Willoughby said pregnant Katie, 34, was “well out of order”, host Keith Lemon asked Kelly what she would say if her new foe was there.
Kelly replied: “What, Magda from There’s Something About Mary?”
Brook should have also mentioned that she could park a Fiat between Price’s tits, but then escalating this mess wouldn’t help anyone. What needs to happen is Emma Glover and Mellisa Clarke need to step in so the four of them can just have an all-out nude brawl until I get tired of watching in 2034.