A bunch of privileged frat assholes threw a huge “Bloods and Crips” party at Dartmouth last weekend. The Alpha Delta chapter, and their date rape sorority sisters at Delta Delta Delta, thought it would be hilarious to dress up like the vicious street gangs to drink beer and partay, whoooo! The rich brats dressed in blue and red and dropped more N-bombs than a wigger at a Drake concert. The Bloods and Crips are the most notorious gangs to come out of the ghettos of LA. They’ve turned hundreds of neighborhoods across the U.S. into war zones. It would be hard to estimate the number of lives the gangs have destroyed through murder, terror, and drugs. Yeah, brothers of Alpha Delt, real fucking hilarious theme for your kegger.
I have an idea of what would have made that party totally Ivy epic — invite actual Bloods and Crips to the blow-out. Now THAT would have been a sight to see. Chip would have been shanked by the Heineken tap while Priscilla was gangbanged in the trophy room. It might actually have been a good thing. The Bloods and Crips could have put aside their differences for one night to beat the living dogshit out of a bunch of asshole kids. Give peace a chance.
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