Dancing With The Stars Is Turning Into Softcore Porn (VIDEO)

By Travis April 29, 2014 @ 2:00 PM

It’d be difficult to pretend that I’ve heard of James Maslow and Peta Murgatroyd before watching this video of their performance on Dancing with the Stars, because I’ve never actually heard of these people. I also don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, but if this clip is any indication of the path that this stupid competition series will eventually lead us down, I can probably get on board with at least some partial nudity or light petting. Otherwise, who is still watching this show except for old, horny women that keep hoping and praying that partners like James and Peta are finally going to fuck?

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 04/29/2014 14:54

    This is soft pr0n?
    Is this the Golden Girls forum?

    you know why latinos are now the largest ethnic group in California?
    because they fsck. they fsck a lot.

    this is how you do softcore dancing in south america where they know what the fsck theyre doing (and their dance shows are produced by teh gays):

    http://gawker.com/5846473/woman-gets-completely-naked-on-argentinas-dancing-with-the-stars
    http://gawker.com/5721464/argentinas-dancing-with-the-stars-is-pretty-much-straight-up-porn

  2. avatar
    v1 04/29/2014 16:11

    There is a Snaggle Puss joke in here somewhere

  3. avatar
    miche the killer 04/30/2014 03:25

    In what f’ing world is that samba? That’s some Zumba level bs.

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