Josie Cunningham’s claim to fame has always been that she proudly took thousands of dollars from England’s National Health Service so she could get her tits done and continue to pursue her career as a “glamour model.” For some reason, the attention has kind of worked in her favor, because she told the Mirror that she was a favorite to appear on the upcoming season of Big Brother until she found out that she’s pregnant, and the network suddenly decided that a pregnant model and escort was just too much crazy shit for one reality show character. Josie then decided that the logical step to make sure that she doesn’t miss out on this shot at stardom is to get an abortion, so one of the two possible fathers – a soccer player or a plastic surgeon who paid her for sex – is going to pay for it, and she couldn’t be prouder.
“Then they suddenly turned cold. That was when I started considering an abortion. After the operation I will be going back to them and asking if they will still consider me.
“I’ve also had loads of other offers to further my career – and I’m not willing to give them up because I’m pregnant.”
I hope this woman becomes a huge star, especially if it’s because of a headline like, “Rapey lion gets loose in Big Brother home, has its way with Josie Cunningham several hundred times before eating her.”