Senator George Clooney And Shit Around The Web


George Clooney announced that he wants to run for the Senate. Of the United States. Like, the real fucking Senate. I guess he saw Robert Redford do it in The Candidate and Kevin Spacey become the President in House of Cards and figured he's as good looking as Redford and definitely fucked more women than Spacey, so why the hell not.

Read more about the future senator Clooney's plans for world domination. (Defamer)

Izabel Goulart jumping rope in a bikini? Why the fuck not! (Drunken Stepfather)

Peter Dinklage takes a selfie with Grumpy Cat and the fucking Internet explodes. (BroBible)

Hairy man-woman Shailene Woodley wants us to leave Miley alone! (DListed)

I hate it when Robert DeNiro shows up at my house to watch fucking soccer. (Huffington Post)

That Shahs of Sunset daughter has strikingly large yabbos. (HollywoodTuna)

Check out Madonna and her teen tits back before she looked like blond Gollum. (Egotastic)

For once I agree with Ann Coulter, Soccer fucking blows and is unAmerican. (USA Today)

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