Jessica Simpson Crotch and Shit Around the Web

June 13, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

There’s less than a week left until Juneteenth. If you haven’t left on the Greyhound for Milwaukee, you’re probably already too late for the riots. Enjoy your Flag Day, whitey.

Nicole Scherzinger is crazy hot when viewed ass first (Hollywood Tuna)

Gavin Rossdale’s bastard daughter looks English muy bueno in her underwear (COED)

Binge and purgers shouldn’t buy hash brownies (VICE)

Jessica Simpson has lost the weight and maybe her panties too (Egotastic)

Game play clips from E3 in case you’re that one gamer with a real job (AskMen)

Kids copping feels because everybody loves tits (CollegeHumor)

Soccer isn’t a sport so much as a dramatic play about pretending to be fouled (Deadspin)