Who is the biggest feminist icon of the 21st century? Why, Kim Kardashian, of course. She’s like Mary Tyler Moore if Mary Tyler Moore had fucked everybody at WJM to get a promotion. She really does turn her world on with a smile.
Read more about Kim K’s thoughts on being a working mother that doesn’t work. (The Superficial)
Vanessa Hudgens shows off her tits in her latest bikini Instagram blast. (Drunken Stepfather)
Hey girl, Ryan Gosling dropped his handsome sperm in Eva Mendez. (Defamer)
Fat George R.R. Martin says people who think he’ll drop dead before finishing can fuck off. (io9)
Paris Hilton’s new song causes thoughts of suicide and spontaneous miscarriages. (Huffington Post)
Justin Bieber makes a plea deal for egging to avoid vigorous prison rape. (Dlisted)
Hermione wears her bra as a shirt during Paris Fashion Week. (COED)