Selena Gomez’s New Rack And Shit Around The Web

July 2, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Selena Gomez is thinking about getting some big beautiful fake titties to please the little Canadian fella she calls her man. It’s a big decision in a young woman’s life to get implants, though once you’ve made the decision to let Justin Bieber be your sexual Svengali, it’s not like people are going to judge you on the rest.

Read more on the subject of Selena’s bad decisions. (IDKYTW)

Ben Affleck won’t let Jennifer Garner have male friends. .(Fox News)

That shitty Community show is going to be on Yahoo along with cat videos. (io9)

Kim Kardashian forgot her bra on her way to lunch in the Hamptons.(Huffington Post)

Hermione’s ass is…bewitching…OK, I’ll stop.(The Chive)

Kelly Osborne gets head tattooed because she doesn’t have a real job.(DListed)

Paris Hilton is still alive and so are her tits.(Hollywood Tuna)

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