Unholy stable thing Kim Kardashian has signed a deal to release a coffee table book of her selfies. The book will feature 322 pictures that this particularly vain trollop took of herself over the last couple of years. I'd say nobody is going to buy this book, but odd are you know somebody who will. Punch them now and save a friend.
Read about Kim killing the printed word with her manufactured face. (Fox News)
Shakira poses in lingerie in Cosmo Argentina, I get that delivered. (Drunken Stepfather)
Amy Willerton sunbathes topless and all is right in the world. (The Superficial)
Bald douche Sinead O'Connor thinks Justin Bieber is sexually exploited. (Dlisted)
Irina Shayk in a variety of bikinis is a wonderful thing. (Hollywood Tuna)
NFL players have noticeably hot wives and girlfriends. (BroBible)
I can't pronounce Edita Vilkeviciute's name but I can appreciate her titties. (Popoholic)