Nick Cage Is A Fucking Weirdo And Shit Around The Web

September 23, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

One of the most popular conspiracy theories on the internet is that Nicolas Cage is a vampire. I think he’s just an annoying fuck. Here is a story Idris Elba tells about Cage spending the night at Dracula’s castle…like a fucking goth douchebag.

Read all about Nick’s night with Nosferatu. (Huffington Post)

Anais Zanotti eating ice cream is titillating. (Drunken Stepfather)

Chelsea Heath in a teeny tiny yellow bikini is a good thing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Juliette Lewis says that people hate Scientology because of an evil conspiracy. (Dlisted)

I like Johanna Lundback in lingerie, but I’d prefer her out of it. (Popoholic)

Charlotte McKinney can give me a sponge bath anytime. (COED)

Say what you will about Jennifer Lopez, she’s got an amazing 40-something ass (Egotastic)

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