Confused Penis

April 21, 2020 | Ask Tyler | Tyler Durden | 0 Comments

Tallulah Willis Posted a pic of she and father Bruce Willis and I gotta admit, she does it for me. Don’t know why. Don’t know when. Bald chicks get me going. Sure she’s not actually attractive.  Better looking than her sister Chinny McChinerson, but still not that hot. Alas, there’s something about her that makes me say, “Oh yeah. I totally would”. Maybe subconsciously I know that I would be the father of Bruce Willis’ grandchild. I’d name him Bruce Lee Willis Durden, and he would grow to rule the world!!!

Sorry. It’s early and I was drinking all night. Anyway, I totally would.

Hornally Yours,
Tyler Durden.



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