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Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

April 9, 2020 | Ask Tyler | Tyler Durden | 0 Comments

Weird how biology can dictate what’s real and what’s not. According to CNN, men are dying from this virus way more than women. So, I guess if we all say that we identify as women we’ll be much safer! What? What do you mean “that’s not how it works”? That’s what every protester that has nothing better to do has been yelling at me for the past few years. Are you telling me that men and women are different!?! Nooooooooo. I mean, the article itself isn’t even saying it’s a chromosome thing. It’s saying that men tend to drink more, smoke more, and fuck more. Now that’s just sexist. True, but sexist.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Sure you can cut this off, take these pills, yada yada yada, but you’ll never get uterine cancer. Rachel Dolezal will never be at risk for sickle cell. Biology doesn’t care about your feelings. Don’t wait for 11 years and then say “whoopsie, this was a bad idea”. Be you, take what you have and evolve. Let the chips fall where they may. Who wants to volunteer to be Bob? Bob had bitch tits.

Your Guy,
Tyler Durden

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