JOE FRANCIS IS FREAKING OUT

"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis pled guilty today to one count of criminal contempt after seven women filed charges saying they were misled and victimized by Francis for one of the "Girls Gone Wild" tapes.  Francis will be fined $5,010 and was sentenced to 35 days in jail.  Francis was arrested on April 10th and will get credit for time served, meaning he has 23 days left in jail.  And yet it gets even worse for Francis, because his cell mate since the 10th and for the next 23 days is a convicted cop-killer who taunts Francis endlessly.  TMZ says:

(Francis) is having "full-blown anxiety attacks" and is "breaking down," his lawyer tells the News-Herald of Panama City, Fla. He is isolated in a cold cell with only a towel and a blanket to keep him warm. And the poor, poor multimillionaire's plight is being exacerbated by his jail ward-mate, Robert Bailey, who has been sentenced to die for killing a police officer. Bailey, according to Aaron Dyer, Francis' lawyer, "would sit there and yell, 'Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!"  Last week, Francis missed the medication cart and "went into a full-blown anxiety attack."

Jesus Christ really?  Joe Francis is in a cell with a convicted cop killer?  I don't like this dude either, but Jesus, really?  Why not put some komodo dragons in there too, and a strobe light and a siren.  Why not just put some meat pants on him and throw him in a tiger cage.  The dude tricked some chicks into taking their shirts off, that hardly seems worthy of this.  And this really bothers me because my eyes are so blue, women often can't contain themselves as they get swept away by their passion, staring into these endless blue oceans of intrigue.  Does that mean I raped them?  My defense attorney and I agree, "maybe not".