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Chance The Rapper Believes Netflix Bright Movie Is Racist

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The same gentleman who melodically reinforced a stereotype that African-Americans with dreadlocks are rambunctious melanin laden henchmen willing to assault record label execs with a wave of a finger wants to call out Netflix for racism.

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Kendall Jenner Only Updating Priorities In 2018

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Anyone affiliated with the Kardashian name will most likely sell you a dream, app, or intercourse depending on how deep your pockets run. Kendall Jenner is claiming that her priorities will come before updating her app for the new... READ MORE

Lewis Hamilton Forgot That Real Boys Wear Dresses

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Transphobia is spreading like the Black Death in America and Lewis Hamilton started showing symptoms after a video went viral of him voicing his displeasure with his nephew wearing a dress. It’s easy to see how Hamilton is insensitive... READ MORE

Dustin Diamond Deserves Oscar For Weinstein Role

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Dustin Diamond is a disgusting dude but that doesn’t mean he’s lost his ability to act or to draw in a crowd. Plus he’ll do anything you tell him to do for around five dollars and that includes dressing... READ MORE

XFL Wants To Be Your Primary CTE Inducing Content Provider

December 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The NFL has some problems right now but it still represents a slice of normalcy in a crumbling patriarchal society. Male bonding between fathers and sons flourish at football games. That’s a memory that you can guarantee to keep... READ MORE

Miss America Organization Self-Purge After Cyber-Bullying The Staff

December 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Aging women who aren’t attractive anymore aren’t exactly the most friendly group of people on the planet. For a CEO who has closely worked with these women there may be some truth to allegations of cunty behavior. 

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Danielle Bregoli Paying Off Mortgages

December 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When I hear stories about 14-year-old females accidentally making enough money to pay off the rest of their parent’s mortgage I get the feeling like I chose the wrong career path. Danielle Bregoli is the same teen that went... READ MORE

Twitter Tells Rosie O’Donnell To Put A Sock In It

December 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Political leanings aside Ben Shapiro has the appearance of most men who sit in the corner of the “please bang my wife” videos. This was just Rosie casually vomiting her vitriol against persons with real penises after she tried... READ MORE

Eva Longoria Pregnant at 42

December 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 Eva Longoria finally caved and decided at age 42 she desired motherhood more than modeling mascara and modest IMBD credits. She had this epiphany after falling in love with someone else’s children. 

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Pedro Pascal Afraid Of A Few Bad Hombres

December 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Netflix needs a win in their book badly. The service just jumped up in monthly pricing so sacrificing the life of an actor is obviously their way of justifying the increase.

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