Amy Schumer Receives Baby Cake With Weak Anal Cavity

February 1, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It seems like ugly runs in Amy Schumer’s family. Ugly Amy received an ugly gift from in-laws that ended up being an ugly baby shower cake complete with partially prolapsed butthole. I’m not surprised that Schumer’s cake looks like... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Suffering A Sex Dry Spell

January 31, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When someone says they haven’t gotten laid in a long time, it’s hard to believe. And it’s because the definition of sex is so elusive. I mean Bill Clinton didn’t even consider the blowjob he got in office to... READ MORE

Bella Thorne The Beautiful Bisexual Liar

January 30, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I do not, for a second, believe Bella Thorne had an audition canceled after coming out of the half committed closet as bisexual. In fact, for celebrity women being bisexual is a plus on their acting resume like being... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Assists In A Manson Murderer’s Freedom

January 29, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Documentaries have proven most people only care and/or apologize when it’s convenient. You can’t rock out with your cock out on front street. Lady Gaga did a whole lot of condemning of R. Kelly about a week ago, but... READ MORE

Kim K Slut Shamed By Another Rapper

January 29, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine struggling so much as a musician that you’d do almost anything if it meant selling more of your upcoming album. And by anything, I mean make disparaging comments about Kim Kardashian. Hold on. I know you’re thinking what’s... READ MORE

Tony Hawk Has A High-Class Clothing Line Coming Out

January 28, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Skateboarding used to be awesome in the ‘90s. A time when the X-Games were pure, scooter-free, and you could call the fat kid too afraid to drop in on the half pipe a poser without the fear of being... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Goes From Punch In The Face To Slap On The Wrist

January 27, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Beware of Alec Baldwin whenever you want to park in spot closest to the business you wish to patronize. The man has become something of an urban legend. Those golden parking spots open to everyone who’s legs aren’t on... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Let Down With Another Dumb Tattoo

January 26, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s 2019. And that means no more pussy footing around. Unless you’re Miley Cyrus. Then that means you’re supposed to tattoo “pussy” by your foot and do whatever the hell you want. Everyone already thinks you’re a little off... READ MORE

Russell Brand Sucks At Paternity

January 26, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s times like these that make me wish Russell Brand and Katy Perry never broke up. They deserve each other. Because Russell just admitted to being a bad dad and Katy’s always been a bad entertainer. Together, they sound... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Upset With Travis Scott Over Super Bowl Performance

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Travis Scott went from Kanye West underling to being the sperm donor of a woman worth a billion dollars. All while releasing some of the most forgettable music in history. And now, according to Nick Canon, Travis has returned... READ MORE



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