John Legend Should Have Used Lyft

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Finding a cab driver that’s a decent individual is a harder task than Rebel Wilson trying to find her clitoris under all those extra flaps of fat around her vaginal area. I’ve been rooting for the entire cab industry to fail since the introduction of Uber and Lyft. I rarely complain about things but the […]

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Registered Sex Offender Headlines New Dating Site

February 21, 2018 | Celebs | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics? It’s time to make American dating great again with Trump.dating because compatibility starts with who you voted […]

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From Blow To Snow, Olympian Quits Porn To Compete

February 21, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The type of people involved porn are always stereotyped. The scenario always involves some skeevy guy with a camera tempting some college student or single mom with piles of money to preform a few sexual acts with a stranger. All of that has changed. Porn is attracting everyone from all walks of life. In addition […]

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J Law’s Year Off Dedicated To Saving Democracy

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes celebrities really believe that they’re superheroes. It’s all up to them to save the day just because millions of mostly unimportant people have decided that this one person is more special than the rest of us. Yes there are some instances where personal talent does give legitimacy to a person being worthy of praise. […]

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Fergalicious Sucks At Singing American Anthems

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s officially time to pack your bags and go home forever when Roseanne Barr believes that she’s better at doing something you’ve made an entire solo career out of. Fergie was invited to sing the national anthem for the NBA All-Star game and failed miserably. She suffered from the same pretentious sickness most singers fall […]

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Farrah Abraham Found Another Teenage Mother To Pick On

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham probably gets passed around more than the newest meme on social media but that hasn’t stopped her from believing that she’s above a gun toting, marijuana cigarette smoking Jenelle Evans. Jenelle is making headlines for a photo her husband David Eason posted of her holding a gun on social media. Feel me up […]

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Jessica Alba Takes The Twins Out At Target

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Maybe a headline like “Jessica Alba takes her top off at Target” when she was doing films like Honey would have been a reason to rush to see photos. But if you’ve been keeping up with Alba you would know that she gave birth to a baby recently. It always takes a tyke to get […]

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Art Rookie Alec Baldwin Making Movie Inspired By His $190K Mistake

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin is probably checking the legitimacy of his recent art purchases when he’s not impersonating Donald Trump on SNL. With a few exceptions, celebrities are usually never the most intellectual or cultured individuals walking around but they would like for their fans to believe that they are. That’s most likely the reason why Alec […]

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Playboy Model Suing Over Nudity

February 19, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not sure if women know exactly what they want. To women like Aly Raisman taking your clothes off for a magazine that doesn’t specifically focus on nudity is empowering. To other women who take their clothes off for a publication whose entire reason for existing is mainly nudity may find bare bottoms to be […]

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Taylor Swift’s NYC Neighbors Not Fans Of Her Arrival

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tolerating anything Taylor Swift related will always be difficult. She basically built a career by accident. Her albums are full of songs about breaking up with every one of her boyfriends. She doesn’t really sing about anything else and her fanbase is mostly comprised of sad teenagers. They dedicate most of their allowance to the […]

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