Teen Mom In 100K Worth Of Debt

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Teen mothers are typically the victims of everyone around them. They’re the victims of bad parenting when mommy and daddy failed to properly teach them that the pull out method drastically decreases in chance of success when “dirty talk” is still present near climax. They’re without a doubt the victim of the dumb teenage boy […]

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Justin Timberlake Reaches Final Level In MeToo Game

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Times’s Up is probably trademarked already so Justin Timberlake went with calling his new single “Supplies.” He managed to cram almost everything wrong with the world and men right now in a 4 minute video while he came out on the other side smelling like roses. It was like watching the musical rendition of your […]

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Stella McCartney Wants MeToo To Happen In Fashion

January 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hollywood isn’t the only place where the oppressors are hands on with the harassment, according to Stella McCartney the world of fashion is ripe and ready for a purge. If MeToo occurred in the fashion industry I’m pretty sure it would cause more confusion than actually righting any alleged wrong. Fashion is a female dominated […]

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Rose McGowan Less Outraged At Men Victims

January 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan sent her her “love and support” over social media to former co-star Jonathan Schaech who recently opened up about being abused by a director. Sending tweets telling someone you support them is making sure you look like a great person in front of everyone. It’s also a great way to mask the fact […]

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Lewis Hamilton The Bowel Movement Nazi

January 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The beginnings of what can be described as the poo supremacy movement has just found its leader in Lewis Hamilton. All turds were not created equal and Hamilton does not want your unworthy logs within his space. Ex-girlfriend Veronica Valle is opening up about her past lover Hamilton’s bi-polar behavior when anyone released the beast […]

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James Toback Loves To Sniff Pits

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m no stranger when it comes to having peculiar proclivities but asking women to allow me to inhale their underarms after a long day will always be a hard limit. Anything sexual dealing with feet is strange and already being normalized but I don’t think the world is ready to see Whiff My Pits 3 […]

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Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be A Batgirl

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan knows that the best way to get back on the good side of the same citizens she once turned her back on is by starring in a major Marvel or DC Studios film. Batgirl is the new superhero movie no one asked for and now Lindsay is begging to play lead. No one […]

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Most Important Italian-American Since Al Capone Also Goes Down For Taxes

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s obvious anyone making a reality TV level salary that purchases matching Bentleys for himself and brother after only one season isn’t interested in properly paying taxes. I’m more surprised it took Mike ”The Situation” Sorrentino this long to get himself into a situation he couldn’t fix. I always believed a case of super syphilis […]

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Monica Lewinsky Original MeToo Sexual Survivor

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Its 20 been years since Bill Clinton splooged his unborn children onto Monica Lewinsky’s dress and wiped the residuals on the nearest house plant. Wouldn’t you agree that calls for a celebration? Monica Lewinsky sure thinks so. She labels herself as “survivor of the unimaginable” as if secretaries sucking off their bosses doesn’t happen at […]

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Star Wars Star Shamed For Being Vertically Challenged

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Short shaming is now being nationally recognized. The trend is being ushered in by Star Wars’ very own Warwick Davis. Never mind that midgets have forged entire gimmicky careers doing everything from stripping to being orange hued avocado hair chocolate slave sell outs, Davis wants you to know the word “midget” is offensive. He has […]

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