Chris Hansen’s Is Life Falling Apart

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you needed any more proof that the world is currently spinning in reverse, the pedophile whisperer was recently arrested. Thee Chris Hansen? Yeah, him. But don’t toss in the towel on living just yet. His arrest had nothing... READ MORE

Taylor Swift’s Boy Toy Is A Very Private Person

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

TS are two letters that I’m not too fond of when they finally come together like the upper back fat and lower stomach flap of Amy Schumer when she sits down. Because it either means the topic is chicks... READ MORE

Amber Rose Was Too Hot To Be A Crack Dealer

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Some of us aren’t as lucky as Amber Rose. Being “too pretty” to fail at illegal business ventures is just something most people will never experience. In a nutshell, Amber claims she lost her job as a crack dealer... READ MORE

Gigi And Hailey Ending Gun Violence One T-Shirt At A Time

January 20, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m still amazed at the audacity of fashion models believing that they can solve serious issues simply by wearing something with a slogan on it. It’s a slap in the face. Twice, because both Gigi Hadid and Hailey Baldwin... READ MORE

Rihanna Suing Her Dad Over Bad Business

January 19, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rihanna really needs to do something about the men in her life. First it was three rounds with Chris Brown within the confines of an exotic vehicle. Chris walked away with the domestic abuse belt from that match. Better... READ MORE

Kim K Knows How To Break Sex Tape News To Her Kids

January 19, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine yourself in Kim Kardashian’s position. No, not the one on the bedazzled sex swing hanging from the ceiling. Her kids are getting older. Eventually they’re going to have to come to terms with who their mother is. It’s... READ MORE

Leah Remini Blamed For Scientology Hate Crime

January 18, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Congratulations to Leah Remini for being the most famous person to encourage their minions to murder since Manson. I didn’t know she had it in her. Probably because she doesn’t and her A&E show is being used as a... READ MORE

Mel B Scraped Her Vageen Clean

January 18, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mel B has enlisted the help of a super hoover semen stain remover to clean up the murder scene in her vagina. Any day is a good day when a woman can remove the caution tape from her clitoris.... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian Has Women Fighting Over Him

January 17, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

“The enemy of my enemy is someone I would like to start a sexual relationship with” – Rob Kardashian. Rob has a learning disorder. He can’t remember to leave women with stripper names alone. He’s going to be tipping... READ MORE

Louis C.K. Nonchalant About STDs

January 17, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes I wish vegans were forced to follow the same rules as your average superhero and not disclose their identity everywhere they go. But superheroes don’t exist and neither does a vegan who doesn’t jump at every opportunity to... READ MORE