Wasted Celebrity Midget Going Down For Manslaughter

May 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Just imagine your life being snuffed out by an inebriated midget. It’s the kind of scenario a nightmare is made of. But this wasn’t a horrible dream where a leprechaun got in touch with their “drink too much” Irish... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne, Trophy Wife

May 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t think celebrities and wealthy individuals care about much when it comes to who they date. My theory is that dating preferences are for poor people. Otherwise how would English entrepreneur Maximillion Cooper from Stone, UK end up... READ MORE

Lenny Dykstra Behaving Disorderly On Drugs

May 25, 2018 | Celebs | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lenny Dykstra is stuck in another era. He’s a stand up man that believes he can screw Lena Dunham into being fully “straight” again. If anything he’s an athlete that sure knows how to take one for the team.... READ MORE

Elisabeth Moss In Complete Control Of Selling Her Nude Body

May 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The Handmaid’s Tale is not a great program. And if you were to look at it for what it is you’ll see that it’s almost an hour’s worth of propaganda and pandering to first world feminism each episode. It’s... READ MORE

Jet Li On His Last Leg

May 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The body snatchers have finally come for Jet Li. He’s been cloned and replaced with an elderly monk. Or that’s at least what him losing his battle with hyperthyroidism makes it look like. The same man kicking ass and... READ MORE

Paris’ Crazy Behavior Costing Her Relationship With Cara

May 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I get some joy from seeing lesbians go through problems. Because there’s really only two reasons why women date other women. Either because they look like a man themselves or they’re fed up with men altogether. Cara Delevingne looks... READ MORE

50 Cent Sued Again For Revenge Porn

May 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Teairra Mari has never been a person anyone would consider as memorable or of any importance. But that didn’t stop her from publicly announcing that she will be suing her ex-boyfriend Akbar Abdul-Ahad and rapper 50 Cent for sharing... READ MORE

Kurt Cobain’s Killer Selfie Won’t Debut Publicly

May 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Nirvana may be more mainstream than Norwegian black metal band Mayhem but they’re nowhere near as hardcore. Mayhem’s bandmate eats a shotgun sandwich and his photo of the incident is forever immortalized on an album cover. Kurt Cobain also... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid Shutdown After Serving Up Some #FreePalestine

May 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid knows best and we should listen to her. Just in case you’ve forgotten, celebrities have this power to say things and then they become true. Everything celebrities say at any given time is always factual. Also all... READ MORE

Sandra Bullock Loves Infant Penis On Her Face

May 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

As a man I don’t like to whine or complain but I feel an obligation to maybe point out some slight hypocrisy that I see going on. Ellen DeGeneres and Sandra Bullock sat down to have a prime time... READ MORE