You could do far worse than a 4th of July Special on Naked News and Mr. Skin. If you want it, you know you do. Now is the best fucking time to get it. America, tug yeah. READ MORE

Before Angelina Jolie received word from Jesus and uncertain medical science that her tits would need to be shaved off in a deli meat slicer, she had some amazing tits. Her new tits are technically more spectacular looking, but... READ MORE

TV content used to be the purview of a small handful of powerful media conglomerates. Now anybody with a camera and a laptop can distribute programming. Wonderful news if ignoring the lessons of YouTube giving everybody a channel. Video... READ MORE

There's nothing new in being a pro athlete's wife and showing everybody your tits. Showing them because the script demands it and you're getting paid just makes you smarter than the others. Who knew that La La Anthony was... READ MORE

Some years ago grown women started shaving and waxing their carpets to be more alluring to men who liked completely hairless women. So, men who fancied prepubescent girls. It's not entirely creepy, but you have to admit it's more... READ MORE

There never seems to be any tits in the movies I see anymore. Hollywood has put the nix on all things nipples since they decided that all movie theaters should be placed in between Gymboree and Kohl's at the... READ MORE

Mr. Skin, who happens to be the second largest employer of men between the two coasts after only methamphetamine cookers, has extended their Memorial Weekend Lifetime special until midnight tonight. When the witches cackle and the bells gong and... READ MORE

The genius of Mr. Skin, in addition to selling nothing but tits, as opposed to the Just Lamps or Just Tires, is a reminder of who used to get naked a lot in the movies. Like Anne Hathaway who... READ MORE

I'm not sure what happens when you die, but presumably unless you're famous, they're never going to notice. You can pass this shit onto your children and grandchildren on down the line. In 2237, some perfected version of you... READ MORE

Emilia Clarke made some big to-do about how she was giving up nude scenes because has never once asked a man what he prefers. Respectability is in the eye of the beholder. Who's ever been rude to a good... READ MORE