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Mark Wahlberg Accused of Steroid Use by Captain Obvious

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there’s one thing I’ve learned here wrapping up five years, it’s that after thousands of stories of shocking behavior and exclamation point worthy headlines, not a single one of these stories is the least bit stunning or unpredictable.... READ MORE

Donald Trump Has an Undead Hooker Problem

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The cliche line reads that the only thing that’ll cost you your job in Washington D.C. is a dead hooker in your bed, or a live boy. The former probably holds true. The latter may now launch you into... READ MORE

Samantha Bee Reminds Us That Men Are Basically Rapists in Poor Disguise

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Samantha Bee took a strong stand among her one-hundred percent lock-step audience by denouncing the people denouncing the chick who wrote an op-ed piece calling Aziz Ansari a sexual “misconduct” kind of guy for not reading her unspoken cues... READ MORE

Disabled Groups Slam Casting of Joaquin Phoenix as Paraplegic

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are a thousand things wrong with this world, and a thousand fixes, half of them maybe make sense. The other half are ludicrous. Befriend people who can discern the difference between smart and dumb solutions and you won’t... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Continues Trademark Takeover of the World

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift continues to trademark inane child-like lyrics from her hit songs to the benefit of moving licensed merchandise with the phrases. It makes no sense unless your fifteen and your parents think buying you useless crap will make... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Defends Woody Allen, Might Be Drinking Again

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There was a time not so long ago when Alec Baldwin was traversing the streets of Manhattan, drunk, pounding car hoods, and unleashing homophobic and racist slurs upon his fellow progressive intellectuals. To be fair, these were the various... READ MORE

Chelsea Manning Running for Senate (VIDEO)

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chelsea Manning, the former Private Bradley Manning who kicked off WikiLeaks with a 750,000 page dump of secure documents involving America’s war in Iraq and Afghanistan, is running for Senate. The nation has seen many war heroes run for... READ MORE

Matt Damon Sorry He Ever Opened His Adorable Little Mouth

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Matt Damon has come to the conclusion that he should never speak again in public. This could’ve been hailed a huge step forward for the rest of us. But it was merely Damon’s seventeenth apology to women for being... READ MORE

Supergirl Tackles Harassment With Practiced Aplomb

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s odd when they ask actors their opinions of #MeToo outed sexual harassers with whom they’ve worked. It’s actually odd when actors are asked for their opinions on anything. Oh, you’re stupid AND famous? Please, give us some insight.... READ MORE

Jill Duggar Officially Wearing Pants

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re not up to date on your unusually Fundamentalist Christian families who only break from tradition when it’s time to get TLC paid, the Duggar family and their nineteen kids including a few stillborns they keep taxidermied in... READ MORE

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