August 26, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Seeing so many older B-movie and former soap actresses taking their tits to revealing digital media shoots makes me wonder what the fuck happened to these women before high speed modems.
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August 9, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Vogue declared this chick one of the top models of the 2000's. She entered the decade at nine years of age, so that's probably worth a Special Victims Unit investigation.
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July 28, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Swim Week in Miami was invented as an excuse to assemble attractive young women to walk around half naked. So similar origins to the University of Florida.
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July 19, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
This chick with the amazing ass broke up with Klay Thompson because he was cheating on her. That's a technical impossibility if you have any adult level sense of how the world works. Or you've ever watched Animal Planet...
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July 18, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Somebody invented Swim Week in Miami for when the scent of Cuban armpit is especially strong. It's a time in mid-July for thousands of women designing nearly identical bikinis all stitched in the same garment factory in The Killing...
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July 14, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Emma Roberts has Eric Roberts blood coursing through her veins. She's playing with borrowed time. That beat down she put on her boyfriend is a classic sign her close associates will choose to ignore when interviewed as to how...
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July 14, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Sex with the same partner over and over again is pretty fucking boring. That's why no man conducted himself thusly for the first 99.9% of human history. Monogamy cries out to invent shit like leather straps and ball gags...
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July 13, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
If mothers could set aside straight-faced 'you can be an engineer' chats with their teen daughters and teach them how to secure their bikini tops after sunbathing on their stomaches, they'd be imparting a far more practical life skill....
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July 11, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
There are pluses and minuses to being seventy with a still attractive forty-something wife and three attractive teen daughters. Cialis and a chick in your bed who still looks good naked is a big something. But older guy muscle...
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July 11, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Every model who's done her time on the DiCaprio line charts a different path upon release. Some get a taste of the sweet life and simply can't go back. Toni Garnn dabbled in independence before realizing paying rent is...
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