Claudia Romani Bikini Christmas and Shit Around the Web

December 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

German Playmates, babes in reindeer antlers, and more!

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Claudia Romani Beach Bosoms and Shit Around the Web

July 27, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Georgia Fowler topless, the top ten pause button moments, and more!

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Claudia Romani Hits From the Thong and Shit Around the Web

June 6, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Topless Dutch models, Mischa Barton’s sex tape, and more!

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Foreign Models Call the Election

November 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are no more prescient pollsters in this world than hungry vaguely international models. They can read the prevailing winds like Frank Luntz with a magical vagina. Does that dude have real money or is that Lambo rented? Will ten thousand drachma pay my rent? Why is there no exchange rate for former European Union currencies?

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Claudia Romani in A Bikini

March 17, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. Including this Italian model transplant in Miami who manages to get her ass toward the camera no matter where the cameraman stands. It’s uncanny. Like her anus is a compass and the camera is magnetic north and she’s on a Lazy Susan. Fuck, that’s hot. If you’d stuck […]

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Claudia Romani Ditches Her Bikini Top

March 3, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As a general rule, an onshore breeze negates the ability of cameras to capture clear images of topless women. Plus the salty spray tickles your nips. It’s a solid plan when you want to be seen, but save something for the rich guy who you will marry, convince to buy a power boat, and recite […]

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Claudia Romani Celebrates Love

February 11, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The foreign models who live in Miami know how to turn any holiday into a chance to show off their ass and find a love interest with a decent adjusted gross income. Instagram is like their eHarmony. LOL, heart you, oops my ass is showing, I’m twenty, maybe thirty, I’m an independent woman, pay my […]

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Claudia Romani Understands Snorkeling

November 15, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve always found snorkeling to be a blatant taunt to the fish that we evolved well past them some hundred million years ago. It’s like when rappers go back to their hood to capture some documentary footage and pretend they’re still bunking down in a tract home in Compton. You made it out, we get […]

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Claudia Romani In a Bikini

September 16, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve got a nice ass, why not stamp your name right above your crack. Same reason I have all six of my gmail accounts tattooed on my johnson in 24-pt Impact font. The burden on this Italian model is really walking ass forward around Miami without getting hit by busses or sweaty guys in […]

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