Blind Item: Wife Forced By A-List Husband To Eat 1200 Calories, Workout Nonstop

September 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"This A+ list mostly movie actor makes his wife log everything she eats each day and can't go over 1200 calories. He also makes her work out two hours a day. To make sure she does, he has a... READ MORE

Where To See Nudity From This Weekend’s Stars, Featuring Keira Knightley’s Boobs

September 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Keira Knightley goes tits out to get her lez on in this weekend’s Colette, but if you’re not man enough to go to a pussy indie theater, you can see her boobs in 2005’s Domino. And in another... READ MORE

Sexy Handmaid’s Tale Halloween Costume Pulled After Backlash

September 21, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  More like “under his brown eye.” Right gents? I don’t know what that means. What I do know is that Elisabeth Moss’ frumpy dumpy and grumpy brainwashed Scientologist ass somehow made the Hulu series The Handmaid’s Tale worse... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak Posts Breast Reduction Photo, Says She’s A Size Two, Is Awful

September 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Earlier today we checked out a super hot bangable woman, so now to remain inclusive we’re going to feature the opposite. Believe it or not, what you’re seeing in these pics isn’t a trans porn star. Your eyes... READ MORE

Kate Beckinsale Looks Amazing

September 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Forty-five-year-old Kate Beckinsale looks amazing, and not the type of kinda psycho old lady amazing epitomized by fellow Brit ho Elizabeth Hurley. In these new candids, Beckinsale looks like a twenty-five-year-old stripper dressed as Sporty Spice for an athleisure... READ MORE

All The Summer 2018 Nudity You Might Have Missed

September 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The barren and cold 2018 winter of #MeToo melted to make way for summer attention whores who you might have missed. Alexa Don shows wall-eyed tits alongside nanny-fucker Rob Lowe in Oscar-bait Super Troopers 2, Shailene Woodley was nude and... READ MORE

Technically This Is Just Kendall Jenner’s Torso

September 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   technically this is just my torso… A post shared by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on Sep 17, 2018 at 1:01pm PDT   Kendall Jenner just proved that she got the brains... READ MORE

Conspiracy Theory Corner: Bayer Giving People Cancer With Roundup To Boost Cancer Drug Sales?

September 20, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Get out your tin foil hats, because it’s conspiracy theory time. The Wall Street Journal published an article detailing ongoing legal action against Bayer – the pharmaceutical company that recently acquired chemical company Monsanto (the maker of Roundup) in... READ MORE

New ‘Black Label’ DC Comic Shows Batman’s Penis

September 20, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  For decades softcore masturbation material has taken the form of socially-acceptable comic books. The socially-acceptable bulges for the gay boys and lonely acne-riddled tall straight girls who read comics. Heaving super tit cleavage and visible nipple outlines for the... READ MORE

Paz De La Huerta Posting Nudes On Instagram, Has Lost Her Mind

September 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Paz De La Huerta has completely lost her mind, and while this would be a chucklefest if it happened to almost any other celebrity, for some reason it’s just plain depressing as shit when it comes to Paz De La... READ MORE