Carson Kressley Triggers People Who Have Had To Choose Which Child To Have Killed At Auschwitz

May 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kressley, if you're reading this, please stop minimizing the experience of people who have had to choose which of their children to have gassed to death at a concentration camp. #wontbesilenced READ MORE

Woman – R. Kelly, R You Going To Pay For My Valtrex?

May 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

While the #MeThree! movement was so effective that it even took down men who didn't do anything wrong, R. Kelly has somehow inexplicably been able to skirt a full court press hashtag backlash for allegedly perpetually banging teenagers for... READ MORE

Grimes – Elon Musk Only Union Busts A Nut For Me

May 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In case you've taken your eyeballs off your computer screen for five seconds, alt indie songstress and part-time Rooney Mara impersonator Grimes is banging Elon Musk, and recently she flexed her knowledge of labor relations by debunking the news that the... READ MORE

Khloé Kardashian Gives H8ers The Clap

May 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Khloé only thinks about herself she she has already forgot about the baby and given it to a nanny to raise!!" READ MORE

Weekend TV Tits Roundup

May 21, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The best nudity this weekend came from a lez beav buffet with Michelle Badillo and Mishel Prada on Vida. The vag meal plan continues on another Starz series, Sweetbitter, while Netflix’s 13 Reasons Why will have you inflicting self-harm… on your... READ MORE

Open Post: What’s The Worst Thing Someone You Follow On Social Media Has Posted?

May 21, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Social media is this amazing platform that allows stupid people to express their stupidness openly - creating a global online tapestry of Oscar-worthy odes to dead relatives, minute-by-minute birthing details, #MeToo fan fiction, and searing political insight. Bringing the world together... READ MORE

Is Alexis Ren As Hot As Dudes Say She Is?

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Honest question - Is Alexis Ren the hottest thing ever? Because everyone and their dad says yes. The Insta model turned to surgery to transform herself into the teen-looking nymphomaniac Jessica Rabbit, and while obviously any self-respecting man should... READ MORE

Katy Perry Actually Critiqued Meghan Markle’s Wedding Dress

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If anyone has any insight into Katy Perry's career game plan, please make yourself heard in the comments, because as it stands it feels like she's deliberately destroying any goodwill that she cultivated from her Reddi-whip tit and abduction... READ MORE

Blind Item: Rapper’s Team Recruits High Schoolers To Bang Him

May 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"This one named rapper/producer/reality star sends his people to wait outside high schools or popular places for high school students to hang out. If they see someone attractive they go up to them and offer a card and explain... READ MORE

Where To See T&A From This Weekend’s Stars

May 19, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Do you happen to be into James McAvoy's used up exes? Well then this is your lucky day, because Anne-Marie Duff strips down for this weekend's On Chesil Beach. If you crave Duff muff ASAP, you can see it in 2002's Magdalene Sisters. The... READ MORE