Kelsy Karter Explains Getting Harry Styles Tattooed On Her Face

January 30, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

    New Zealand singer Kelsy Karter  is opening up about her decision to get Harry Styles’ face tattooed on her cheek. And it makes sense. Just hear her out. Don’t be the kind of guy who jumps to conclusions.... READ MORE

Celine Dion Responds to Skinny Shaming

January 30, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Celine Dion is giving us the skinny on what she thinks about people who think she’s anorexic. Over the past couple of weeks, Dion has stepped out in a number of outfits that flaunt her definitely fifty-year-old and... READ MORE

Ariana Grande’s Misspelled Tattoo Is “BBQ Grill”

January 30, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande’s new tattoo “七輪” means Japanese style bbq grill, not 7 rings. If you want to know about 七輪, just google “SHICHIRIN” pic.twitter.com/HuQM2EwI62 — *amo* (@hey__amo) January 30, 2019   Ariana Grande followed in the footsteps of so... READ MORE

Random Evidence That Kanye West Had A Hair Transplant

January 29, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  There isn’t really any evidence online that Kanye West got hair plugs, and I’m starting to worry that silence wasn’t purchased, but rather enforced. Am I… going to die? Probably. Plus-size model Kanye West was caught by me... READ MORE

YouTube Films Her Nose Job, What Happens Next Won’t Shock You

January 28, 2019 | video | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   i felt myself become me in this moment . thank you @drjbloom for making something ive wanted for years- real #newnosenewlife A post shared by Gabi DeMartino (@gabi) on Jan 24, 2019... READ MORE

Blind Item: Model Careening Towards Death With Drinking And Smoking

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The fact that today’s Blind Item alcoholic bulimic model has three names really narrows down our choices. Visually, I think we’ve been getting a vibe from Lily-Rose Depp for some time suggesting she dines exclusively on cigarettes and... READ MORE

Now You: Manscaping, Brought To You By Matthew McConaughey

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  While appearing as a guest on the esteemed PBS think piece Watch What Happens Live, Matthew McConaughey was asked by a fan if he manscaped for his thong-clad appearance in Magic Mike. McConaughey started by explaining that he’s Scottish-Irish... READ MORE

Salma Hayek’s Bathing Suit Boobs Wowewowow

January 25, 2019 | beach | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Seeing fifty-year-old testicle sac head Celine Dion really got me thinking about this crazy thing we call life, and about at exactly what point our bodies implode on themselves. My coworkers and I truly think that Dion lied... READ MORE

Alexis Ren Is Still Doing Stuff In Bikinis, But Is She A Monster?

January 24, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Alexis' tits are bleak reminders of the dozens of painful and increasingly unsightly touchups she'll receive from morally-challenged plastic surgeons over the course of her diminishingly successful career. READ MORE

Girl Kicked Out Of Sorority After Blackface Video, Stating “I Am A N**ger”

January 24, 2019 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Tri Delta Imperial Wizards released a lengthy statement condemning their member's actions, and she is now no longer a part of the sorority. READ MORE