What Should We Name Chris Pine’s Breathtaking New Wig?

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Chris Pine debuted a stunning new hair piece while chatting it up with Good Morning America earlier today, and as it practically has a life of its own and very well may actually be alive, it deserves a name... READ MORE

Lily-Rose Depp Puff Pastry Nipples

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Does anyone else here watch The Great British Baking Show? I had to stop after a couple of seasons, because until someone shoves Paul Hollywood’s head inside a proving drawer until his yeast brain explodes, he’s going to... READ MORE

Selena Gomez And Her Big Lupus Tits Look Hot In Mysterious Latin Pantene Pro-V Commercial

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Pantene Pro-V. For hear so healthy you bought your shampoo at a gas station. Last week Selena Gomez returned to Instagram following a months-long mental health hiatus, but the real news is this Dark Spanish Web Pantene Pro-V... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Looks Great In This New Ariana Grande Music Video

January 18, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Ariana Grande isn’t black, but she’ll be the last to know, at least if you go by some of her previous shenanigans as well as her new music video for 7 rings. In the words of Elton John... READ MORE

LISTEN: Trump’s Friend Of 30-Years Tom Arnold Jokes That Trump Raped Ivana, Ivanka, And Tiffany

January 18, 2019 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

He jokes that Donald Trump went into a blind rage following a painful forehead-reduction surgery and raped Ivana, Ivanka, and Tiffany. READ MORE

We’re Watching The Full First Episode Of Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Together On YouTube

January 18, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Throughout her interactions with her new team, Lohan consistently talks about the importance of building her brand. And by the looks of things, her brand has become being an anemic frog. You guys better watch this damn thing. READ MORE

The “Celebrity” Big Brother 2 Cast Is Such A Shit Show

January 17, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The contestants or housemates or what the actual hell ever for Celebrity Big Brother 2 were announced a couple days ago, but I’m just now thoroughly combing over the list, and man, is this the Noah’s Arc of... READ MORE

Yolanda Says She’s Now Au Naturel, But What About Bella?

January 17, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Living in a body free of breast implants, fillers, botox, exstensions and all the bullshit I thought I needed in order to keep up with what society conditioned me to believe what a sexy woman should look like until... READ MORE

Parking Lot Tampon Kristen Stewart Looking More Parking Lot Tampon-y Than Ever

January 17, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Kristen Stewart’s #10yearchallenge would just be a picture of a hot chick next to a picture of a used tampon left to fester in a parking lot, and do I stan. Yes I fucking stan. Lesbianism hit Steward like... READ MORE

Mariah Carey On #10YearChallenge: “Time Is Not Something I Acknowledge”

January 17, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I don’t get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. *Picture taken at some point prior to today pic.twitter.com/f5XUye3Hot — Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 16, 2019   If you happen to run in mentally handicapped social... READ MORE