Georgia Fowler topless, the top ten pause button moments, and more!

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Topless Dutch models, Mischa Barton's sex tape, and more!

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There are no more prescient pollsters in this world than hungry vaguely international models. They can read the prevailing winds like Frank Luntz with a magical vagina. Does that dude have real money or is that Lambo rented? Will... READ MORE

Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. Including this Italian model transplant in Miami who manages to get her ass toward the camera no matter where the cameraman stands. It’s uncanny. Like her anus is a compass and the... READ MORE

As a general rule, an onshore breeze negates the ability of cameras to capture clear images of topless women. Plus the salty spray tickles your nips. It’s a solid plan when you want to be seen, but save something... READ MORE

The foreign models who live in Miami know how to turn any holiday into a chance to show off their ass and find a love interest with a decent adjusted gross income. Instagram is like their eHarmony. LOL, heart... READ MORE

I’ve always found snorkeling to be a blatant taunt to the fish that we evolved well past them some hundred million years ago. It’s like when rappers go back to their hood to capture some documentary footage and pretend... READ MORE

If you’ve got a nice ass, why not stamp your name right above your crack. Same reason I have all six of my gmail accounts tattooed on my johnson in 24-pt Impact font. The burden on this Italian model... READ MORE

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I’m pretty sure Claudia Romani walks everywhere backwards. I appreciate that effort. Your risk of injurious accident or stumbling over a homeless woman’s urine jar rises dramatically when you ambulate ass first. Show the world your best happy, my... READ MORE