You’re probably thinking to yourself that Drew Barrymore looks kinda hot, but I’m not here to help, and I like to ruin everything for everyone, so feast your eyes on this.  A close-up from this.  How is that even... READ MORE

So apparently Drew Barrymore is now dating "Live Free or Die Hard" co-star Justin Long.  My heart is in my throat right now.  From all the excitement.  I'm giddy.  The New York Daily News says: Drew Barrymore lip-locked with... READ MORE

Drew Barrymore has been selected as the cover girl for People magazines Most Beautiful People issue, the annual collection of idiot hippie rambling and flattering photographs of old people and fat people who aren't attractive in any way.  It's... READ MORE

For some unknown reason, Glamour magazine is putting Drew Barrymore on its next cover and did whatever the hell this is for a photoshoot.  It actually puts me in a sentimental mood because that bear kinda looks like a... READ MORE

This may finally explain why Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore are always laughing like idiots whenever they're around each other.  It's because they're high off their ass.  And if any of you young people think drugs won't wreck your... READ MORE

Did someone slip me acid or does Cameron Diaz really look like this, like a villain in a sci-fi movie.  I could make a "woman" out of pillowcases, saw dust and horse hair and it would be hotter than... READ MORE

In this months Elle Magazine, Drew Barrymore brags about shedding 20 pounds, saying its made her "more confident and adventurous".  Based on these pictures of her in Mexico last week (with Jimmy Fallon, for some reason) it's hard to... READ MORE