Drew Barrymore has been selected as the cover girl for People magazines Most Beautiful People issue, the annual collection of idiot hippie rambling and flattering photographs of old people and fat people who aren't attractive in any way. It's just crap like Drew Barrymore who is fat and has a terrifying profile, then some veterinarian and then Sophia Loren and then a cowboy and then Bill Clinton. To call it the Most Beautiful People is intellectually dishonest, at best. Keep in mind this monster was on it last year, and this and this monster made the cut this year. It should be called People magazines 100 Ways To Make Kids Cry. I'd rather look at People magazines 100 People Whose Chute Didn't Open.
Ha! My anus is better looking than her.
Are you sure, with that profile, this isn’t a tryout for the Joker on the new Batman film?
Even the cameraman in the background looks a little shocked at how fugly she is.
Obiously they have not looked at her swim suit pics.
I am surprised Drew was chosen over Snaggletooth, Courtney Love, Rosie O’Donnell, and that Peruvian mummy woman.
Are you sure that’s not Jay Leno in drag?
Maybe a picture of her big tits but not of that lisping witch!
Isn’t there anybody attractive left in Hollywood anymore? Forget plastic surgery we should get back to basics and start with some genetic engineering. I shouldn’t have to watch moving pictures of these fugs. In the meantime, stick ‘em full of stem cells and see if that works.
People Magazine should change it’s name to Astigmatism Today.
Didn’t the blind bats at People even remember Kate Hudson impersonating her on SNL? I’m not voting Kate as the winner, but she would be a far better choice.
To be fair, go back and watch Wayne’s World 2 sometime. The brief cameo of an 18-year-old Drew working in the radio station has her looking SMOKING HOT. Time hasn’t been kind to her but back in the day she was a stunner.
Barrymore is desperately pitching Spielberg for an “E.T.” sequel. “C’mon, Steve, I can do it! I can get in shape! We can use CGI! Please, we could call it E.T.–25 Years Later. Gertie could marry E.T.! Help me, man, I need the bread to pay my tattoo artist or he’s gonna break my legs.”
They should really change the title to “People We Suck Up To For Some Reason.” Didn’t the old woman from “Titanic” make it one year? She might be the sweetest woman who ever lived, making Mother Teresa look like Hitler, but “beautiful” at age 109? I think not.
People HQ, expect a vist from the DEA any day now.
Maggie Gyllenhaal? Attractive? I’d hit it, but only because she could not type.
Actually, Mother Teresa made Hitler look like Stalin or was it Ghandi? Um, no that’s not right, anyways she was no Princess Diana is what I mean.
damn drew looks like a man from that angle. She is actually not that looking. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I meant to say not that bad looking! Fry that chicken baby!
I think it’s all that hippie nonsense they’re trying to spread: ” you do.n’t have to be thin to be beautiful…*more bs* *more bs*”
Evidently she thought the party was a masquerade, and she went as Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask.