Yes, We See Your Armpit Hair Gigi Hadid (VIDEO)

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lesser of two evils Gigi Hadid landed a video for the LOVE Advent Calendar, and is making herself stand out from the hordes of other powerful women with important things to say by flashing her armpit hair during a sweaty,... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid’s Racism Bites Back At Victoria’s Secret

November 18, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due... READ MORE

Diane Kruger Vogue Smolders and Shit Around the Web

November 8, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sexy stars in one-pieces, streaming nude scenes, and more!

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Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

August 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.

 

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Gigi Hadid’s Twin Dutch Model

August 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A plus-sized Dutch model by the name of Iza IJzerman is being hailed as the second coming of international modeling sensation Gigi Hadid. The resemblance is striking, though you can't throw a rock in the Netherlands without hitting someone with blonde hair... READ MORE

Zayn And Gigi Gender Fuckers For Vogue

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Celebrity couple Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid break zero ground in their new self-assessed groundbreaking spread for Vogue titled "Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik Are Part of a New Generation Embracing Gender Fluidity." These pioneers for gender fluidity are like... READ MORE

Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

June 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more!

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Gigi Hadid Snapping Taylor Swift

May 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid was spotted putting on a three-ring circus for paparazzi Thursday night. She has to make up for lost publicity as the only famous Instagram prostitute not backpedaling fast from promoting the Fyre Festival.

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Bella Hadid Won Fashion Week

February 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Breathless female bloggers love to employ the term "won" in headlines to describe some celebrity chick wearing a funky heart hat on Valentine's. She won Valentine's. It doesn't make sense, unless you've never played sports and your dad not... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid Keep a Straight Face

February 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You keep waiting for some fashion designer to sheepishly admit their entire industry is a sham. A middle school girl could illustrate the same rehashed apparel cutouts to her Surinamese slave seamstress teams and produce a tiny jacket. 

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