Keyla McNeely Lady in Red and Crap Around the Web

March 6, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Rita Ora gets her tits out of the day Busty and buoyant babes on inflatable pool toys Lea Michele wardrobe malfunction nip slip Keyla McNeely red hot swimsuit photoshoot A post-workout nude close-up with Antuanetta Katy Perry busts out... READ MORE

Sexiness at the BRIT Awards and Crap Around the Web

February 23, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who'd you rather, Bond girls in Playboy, and more! READ MORE

Blind Item: Celebrity Offspring Model Blind Drunk On The Runway

February 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"To say this designer was ticked, would be an understatement. It was only when the very rich father of this celebrity offspring offered to invest $100K with the designer that the designer allowed the offspring to walk the runway.... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid Slams H8ers, Is Not Anorexic Okay?

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

An old and overweight woman once told me that a person can never be too young, too thin, or too rich, to which I said “At what point did life take a dump on you” and to which I... READ MORE

Bella And Gigi Hadid Get Closer Than Most Sisters With No Clothes

February 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With arguments that allegedly contain logical reasoning floating around like men aren’t gay unless the tips touch, it’s not incest unless the tits touch and one sister gets turned on. The same way I’m not taking sexy pictures sword... READ MORE

Free Lobotomies With Gigi Hadid’s Hot Party Tips

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well my apologies to Bella Hadid, because while I've been making fun of her for being a botched whore Japanese sex robot, which obviously she is, her sister Gigi Hadid has apparently been providing the most brain dead interviews... READ MORE

Yes, We See Your Armpit Hair Gigi Hadid (VIDEO)

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lesser of two evils Gigi Hadid landed a video for the LOVE Advent Calendar, and is making herself stand out from the hordes of other powerful women with important things to say by flashing her armpit hair during a sweaty,... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid’s Racism Bites Back At Victoria’s Secret

November 18, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due... READ MORE

Diane Kruger Vogue Smolders and Shit Around the Web

November 8, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sexy stars in one-pieces, streaming nude scenes, and more!


Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

August 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.