Nasia Jansen in A Bikini

January 25, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ethnically confusing models in bikinis and heels hoisting a promotional product for ten bucks elicit a whirlwind of emotions. Perhaps best explained by the international symbol for pre-cum. Followed by the international symbol for inventing a fake name and... READ MORE

Nasia Jansen in A Bikini

October 16, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody has considered what’s going to happen to the gaggle of enhanced chest L.A. models with insanely insecure boyfriends when suddenly Playboy stops hiring nude models. Platform sandals sales plummet, as do small group Krav Maga lessons. Disturbingly glaring... READ MORE