If you could invent a job where you texted chicks with big tits to meet you at the beach to take off their tops, would you take it? There’s that awkward first five minutes when you have to mill... READ MORE

Tawny Jordan sounds like the name of the fantasy chick I wrote about in my high school virgin diaries. My Tawny had an amazing ass too. I’d tell her to assume the fuck position while she told me how... READ MORE