it’s the 2012 Academy Award nominees

January 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The 84th Academy Award nominees were announced early this morning in LA, with Martin Scorsese’s ‘Hugo’ headlining things with 11 nominations, followed by silent movie ‘The Artist’ getting 10. Other things that jump out are ‘Drive’ getting shut out, Michael... READ MORE

Cameron Diaz has still got it

January 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For like, I don’t know, ten years maybe, I’ve been saying that Cameron Diaz is actually a fucking monster, despite what leading magazines would like you to believe, and if people would just open their eyes and look at... READ MORE

BREAKING NEWS: Madonna is a narcissistic cunt

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Madonna beat out Elton John to win the Golden Globe for Best Original Song last night, and, naturally, she used her acceptance speech as a chance to thank herself for being so wonderful. She spoke for less than 2... READ MORE

my, what a fancy party

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room... READ MORE

Jessica Biel looked better at the parties

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

About 5 years ago, every actress in Hollywood vowed to stop wearing anything sexy or interesting to award shows, and if you watched the Golden Globes last night, you know it was no exception. Jessica Biel, for example, looked... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg is an idiot

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

My favorite part of the Golden Globes last night was when Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Biel came out to present ‘Best Actor’, and Wahlberg was asked to read things. Which was funny because Mark Wahlberg is an idiot. His... READ MORE

its Ricky Gervais Golden Globes monologue

January 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the third time last night, and for once people probably won’t spend an entire week saying his monologue was too mean to all the big stars. There was one joke about how... READ MORE

this was just a shadow

January 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jean Dujardin, who is often called the French George Clooney because people love saying idiotic shit like that, won Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy at the Golden Globes last night, and according to the internet when his... READ MORE