Maimed has always seemed to be the appropriate punishment for the crime of ignorance. On the 4th of July when gunpowder is added to the moron equation, killed is what you get. a young man who was drinking... READ MORE

I don’t watch the UFC very much, because I prefer that my organized fights include homeless people and little bags of crystal meth, but I’m told that the UFC has some very attractive ring girls that walk around in... READ MORE