Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are a glamorous couple

By brendon November 30, 2012 @ 6:37 PM

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner drove their $100,000 Tesla Model S to get 2 dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme in Santa Monica today, and braved the rain to do it, so I assume they were stoned off their ass. That’s the only time 24 donuts from Krispy Kreme sounds like a good idea.

Not only that, but on her way out, Garner signed a petition to murder Girl Scouts. You heard it here first: Jennifer Garner is a violent drug addict!

Brad Pitt has been giving away lots of money again

By brendon November 27, 2012 @ 4:02 PM

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Brad Pitt was in England last week doing re-shoots for ‘World War Z’ when a collection was taken for the Southampton General Hospital’s neonatal unit. So Pitt took out his wallet and gave them everything he had, which was $1100 (note to self: find brad pitt, push him down, then take his wallet stuffed with money).

(source = people)