Avril Lavigne got into a fight early Monday morning at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood (she tweeted, “I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is fucked”), and I didn’t really care because it’s just Avril and she’s always running her mouth in bars so screw her, but now Yahoo has this picture and Holy Shit!
I can’t seem to find a source for the picture but if that’s real she totally got her ass kicked. She also tweeted, “violence is never the answer”, but it is when the question is, “what if I don’t shut up, what are you gonna do?”
Avril Lavigne has spent almost a week in St. Tropez, most of it in a bikini and all of it without Dodger Surfboard or whatever that poser jackasses name is who she’s dated for a year and a half (update: it’s Brody Jenner).
But then this weekend, her ex-husband Deryck Whibley showed up. They just ran into each other. On a boat. Off the coast of Southern France. 6,000 miles from where they live in LA. That seems normal, right?
(image source = inf and bauer griffin)
Avril Lavigne spent a second day on a boat in St. Tropez today, but she was way less annoying this time because she bent over and grabbed her ass a lot. It’s funny how that worked.
(image source = bauer griffin and avril-source.com)
Avril Lavigne was on a boat in St. Tropez today, being as unlikable as ever, and just so you don’t get your hopes up, this picture set does not end with a shark attack. I was pretty disappointed too.
(image source = bauer griffin)
AVRIL LAVIGNE - went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can’t open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun)
LADY GAGA - does cocaine a couple of times a year but doesn’t condone it or think her fans should emulate her. She does want them to continue having terrible taste in music though. (us)
AMERICAN IDOL - offered Steven Tyler the final spot as a judge and he’s “probably” going to take it. Tyler of course is the singer and founding member of Aerosmith, who has 4 Grammys, 21 top 40 songs, is the best-selling American band ever (150 million albums), and has the most gold and multi-platinum albums by an American band ever. Still, when it comes to music, I’d like to hear what Randy Jackson has to say. (people)
MONTANA FISHBURNE - has sex in a car, a hotel room and at the mall in her first porn movie, out on August 18th. Maybe for the sequel she can have sex at her dads funeral on August 19th. (vivid)
Avril Lavigne has been whoring around and partying as if she were single for the last few months, and according to Us.com, now she finally is.
After three years of marriage, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have split,
“She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on,” a source tells the new Us Weekly, adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,00-square-foot estate in L.A.’s Bel Air. “Divorce papers will be filed any day now.”
Whibley, 29, “is crushed,” adds another insider
Uh, I get the feeling he’ll get over it. These pictures were taken 3 days ago in New York at the Ugly Dress and Smile Convention. “RRRERRRR, RERRRR! FIRE! RARRR”, Avril said.
(hq jump here. source = splash news)
