By Travis May 20, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
The 2013 Billboard Music Awards took place last night in Las Vegas, as Taylor Swift won a whopping eight awards to lead the stars in attendance. Justin Bieber performed twice and won three awards, and even Madonna stopped trying to conquer Castle Grayskull for one night so she could accept three awards as well, because kids these days just can’t get enough of the techno granny’s wicked house beats.
Canada’s first couple was also in attendance, as Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger showed up in matching black leather outfits to remind people that they’re the faces of modern rock music. And in that moment, an entire continent wondered, “Why can’t we get Ted Nugent and his assault rifles to focus on the real enemy?”
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By Travis May 16, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
I thought for sure that someone behind a Canadian version of “Punk’d” was eventually going to come forward and take credit for Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger being engaged, but almost one year after the world learned of this unholy union, Avril is more excited than ever. The totally legit punk rocker told Access Hollywood Live yesterday that the Nickelback frontman was so perfect for her, because… you guys won’t even believe this.
“My mother always taught me that. There was a rule in our house, no calling guys, I wasn’t allowed to call guys, they had to call me. Men like a chase. I don’t run after guys so he did it.
“Believe it or not, I actually said before we started dating, ‘I want to date someone who is 10 years older than me’, and he’s exactly 10 years older than me and it’s nice.” (Daily Mail)
That’s amazing. Truly, the greatest love story of this generation. And while we all await her new album, “Here’s to Never Growing Up”, which was co-written by Chad, maybe they’ll run off and get married somewhere ideal for their incredible love. Might I suggest Syria or the inside of a volcano?
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By brendon August 22, 2012 @ 11:57 AM
Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf got married and had a kid, and so did Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner, which sounds like some Nazi program to create the worlds best tennis player or gymnast.
This is the exact opposite of that but with music.
Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger’s relationship has been so quiet that few even knew they were dating. Now, after a six-month courtship, the Canadian rockers are engaged to be married, Lavigne’s rep tells People exclusively.
Lavigne, 27, and Kroeger, 37, first got together in February to co-write a song for Lavigne’s upcoming fifth studio album.
Well of course it was quiet. Would you tell anyone if you were dating Avril Lavigne or Chad Kroeger? I wouldn’t even acknowledge being in the same room with them. You’d have to put a burning tire around me to confess to dating one.
(image source of avril in mexico on july 20 = fame/flynet)
The secret to having good Avril Lavigne bikini pictures is to not have Avril Lavigne in them. These are a good start but ideally you’d replace her entirely with some better looking girl with larger breasts. That’s also the secret to dating Avril Lavigne.
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By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 6:05 PM
Avril Lavigne got into a fight early Monday morning at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood (she tweeted, “I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is fucked”), and I didn’t really care because it’s just Avril and she’s always running her mouth in bars so screw her, but now Yahoo has this picture and Holy Shit!
I can’t seem to find a source for the picture but if that’s real she totally got her ass kicked. She also tweeted, “violence is never the answer”, but it is when the question is, “what if I don’t shut up, what are you gonna do?”
Avril Lavigne has spent almost a week in St. Tropez, most of it in a bikini and all of it without Dodger Surfboard or whatever that poser jackasses name is who she’s dated for a year and a half (update: it’s Brody Jenner).
But then this weekend, her ex-husband Deryck Whibley showed up. They just ran into each other. On a boat. Off the coast of Southern France. 6,000 miles from where they live in LA. That seems normal, right?
(image source = inf and bauer griffin)