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Beyonce Sweats Made in Sweatshop

Just weeks after launching the seven-hundredth celebrity athletic wear line of the year, Beyonce is under fire for claims her Ivy Park sports bra and female empowering booty shorts are manufactured in Sri Lankan sweatshops. The truth of the assertion lies less in the obvious exploitation of dirt poor Southeastern Asian garment factories and more to the definition of sweatshop.read more

Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce with an assist from sixty-seven of her literatemusic industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital infidelity. It can't feel good to be the husband in that situation, just trying to fuck your side chick on a Saturday night and flipping on HBO to see your wife...read more

Beyonce Making Bank (VIDEO)

Somebody wrote Beyonce some words to say about finding inspiration. To workout harder or break through the glass ceiling or just pretend you gave birth to your surrogates baby. Beyonce remembers her dad making her jog with him through the park as a kid to teach her determination. Also as a cover to go fuck his mistresses. Beyonce never forgot that park. Now it's the inspiration for the tens of millions of dollars in...read more

Farrakhan to the Formation

The good minister Louis Farrakhan has offered to protectBeyoncé on tour since police departments around the country are boycotting their responsibility to take time and a half to stand idly aboutand drink coffeeather concert venues. The minister has said that if the police are unwilling to fulfill their completely voluntary off-hours duties, he will assign the Fruit of Islam (F.O.I.) to the task. The Fruit of Islam is...read more

Police Not Having It With Beyonce

With the intellectual age of a four year old born to the zika virus, it's hard to imagine Beyonce plots anything beyond how to make her ass look shiny and singing into the microphone her dad bought her so she could always have food. Cops around the nation are convinced Beyonce's new music video using Black Lives Matter as a backdrop is part of a grand anti-police pop culture cabal. It's not. It's a ruse to get...read more

Beyonce Superbowl Halftime Po-Po Attack

Rudy Giuliani is pissed because Beyonce's Super Bowl halftime show was a tribute to Black Lives Matter from behind her Gucci leather bandito costume. Oh, senora, I can see your gato. Giuliani added some wicked dance criticisms just to remind you he's old and no longer has his prostate: The halftime show I thought was ridiculous anyway. I don't know what the heck it was. A bunch of people bouncing around and all...read more

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Beyonce Showed Up Big For Business

The streaming music Tidal has swept the nation and re-defined the way music is consumed by being completely forgotten about since their underwhelming launch six months ago. Tidal was the brain child of Jay Z and a bunch of other extremely high earning music stars who didn't like not earning even more for their streamed music. Tidal runs the risk of being the first thing Jay Z has ever touched that didn't turn to gold....read more

Boredom With Beyonce's Boobs And Shit Around The Web

I, like Beyonce, am from Houston. I've been living with Beyonce and her tits for decades and I am exhausted. I've reached peek giving a shit about Beyonce's tits. Fuck, I'm lying. If you still like Beyonce tits, here they are. (Last Men On Earth) Rhian Sugden and her tits help you count the days. (Egotastic All-Stars) FEMEN crash a Muslim conference in France with their tits. Inshallah! (TMZ) Lindsey Lohan acting all...read more

Beyonce Canadian Tuxedo

It's amazing someone whose only interest istheir appearance could fall on their ass like this. I don't care about fashion or even wiping the stripper crumbs off my Dickies but if my girl tried to leave the house like that I'd have to pull the yellow card. Beyonce recently angered her fans by claiming she had some big career news which turned out to be she hadn'teaten meat for 30 days, unless you count Jay Z's tube...read more

Beyonce Finally Paying Attention To Herself

Beyonce went on Good Morning America after having stated she was going to announce some major newssuch as a new album ora third tit but it turned out to be a lie in the name of self promotion. The announcement was that she had been on a vegan diet for 22 days and is starting a vegan meal delivery business with personal trainer Marco Borges. Then she posted a bunch of photos of herself in a swimsuit and called her...read more

Beyonce Wastes Champagne

Beyonce is being lambasted for pouringout a $20K bottle of champagne in a music video where she and Nicki Minaj encourage girls to use their tits and ass to get ahead in life. If you're watching Beyonce music videos, you have to know that your powers of deduction aren't going to carry you. HeedAunt Bey. A number of people who have little sense of how life works got pissed that Beyonce wasted so much money when...read more

Sarah Jessica Parker Still Sneaky

Sarah Jessica Parkersnuck onto the red carpet of the Met Gala screaming, I used to be one of you! Police tranquilized her more than she already was, boxed her, and FedExed her to Estonia where Square Pegs is the top rated show on television. Everyone agreed that Parker was insane and promised to attend a fundraiser for the twins she bought a few years back.Nude was in this year for gowns. Also, Kendall Jenner showed...read more

Celebrities Show Off Their Bikinis On Christmas

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Beyonce and Jay Z Greet the Future King and Queen of England

The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on howlittle each knew about the current whereabouts of their children. The meeting itself court-side at the Brooklyn Nets game was fairly brief, but served the purpose of allowing the British monarchs to be seen with important...read more

Beyonce Phones It In (VIDEO)

The video for Beyonce's latest auto tuned braggadocio is pretty stripped down. Another way to say that is minimal or failing that dull, shitty, uninspired, and lazy. It features Beyonce drinking booze in a hotel suite and occasionally some local strippers show up to shake their asses and probably try and score blow cut with less Bayer aspirin. The vid features several outfit changes on Beyonce's part because that's...read more