Grammy Lamenting Is Getting Old

The Grammy Award nominations came out. All your top selling music artists are up for most of the awards. Beyonce, Kanye, Bieber, the usual suspects. The pretend game that major award shows in any entertainment format honor the highest quality in the medium has been going... read more

Travis Tritt Not Down With Beyonce

Beyonce performed with the Dixie Chicks at the Country Music Association Awards because even exceptionally shitty white trash pandering music isn't safe anymore. If something is labeled Country now, it by definition blows. read more

Amy Schumer Called To Task for Plantation Yucks (VIDEO)

Eventually, the politically correct eat their own. It's the Hungry Hungry Hippos Theory of self-righteous consumption. If the process happened with any expediency, the snowflakes would melt faster than they're falling. It's not. The drifts are growing. read more

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Beyonce Brings Out the Dead Black Teen Moms

Beyonce will do anything for a buck. Not to be confused with Colin Kapernick standing up for Black Lives Matter now that he's been demoted to third string in a fast fading career. Beyonce is still killing it with powerful thematic albums based on shit her husband makes up... read more

Beyonce Sweats Made in Sweatshop

Just weeks after launching the seven-hundredth celebrity athletic wear line of the year, Beyonce is under fire for claims her Ivy Park sports bra and female empowering booty shorts are manufactured in Sri Lankan sweatshops. The truth of the assertion lies less in the... read more

Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce with an assist from sixty-seven of her literatemusic industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital infidelity.... read more

Beyonce Making Bank (VIDEO)

Somebody wrote Beyonce some words to say about finding inspiration. To workout harder or break through the glass ceiling or just pretend you gave birth to your surrogates baby. Beyonce remembers her dad making her jog with him through the park as a kid to teach her... read more

Farrakhan to the Formation

The good minister Louis Farrakhan has offered to protectBeyoncé on tour since police departments around the country are boycotting their responsibility to take time and a half to stand idly aboutand drink coffeeather concert venues. The minister has said that if the... read more

Police Not Having It With Beyonce

With the intellectual age of a four year old born to the zika virus, it's hard to imagine Beyonce plots anything beyond how to make her ass look shiny and singing into the microphone her dad bought her so she could always have food. Cops around the nation are convinced... read more

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Beyonce Superbowl Halftime Po-Po Attack

Rudy Giuliani is pissed because Beyonce's Super Bowl halftime show was a tribute to Black Lives Matter from behind her Gucci leather bandito costume. Oh, senora, I can see your gato. Giuliani added some wicked dance criticisms just to remind you he's old and no longer... read more

Beyonce Showed Up Big For Business

The streaming music Tidal has swept the nation and re-defined the way music is consumed by being completely forgotten about since their underwhelming launch six months ago. Tidal was the brain child of Jay Z and a bunch of other extremely high earning music stars who... read more

Boredom With Beyonce's Boobs And Shit Around The Web

I, like Beyonce, am from Houston. I've been living with Beyonce and her tits for decades and I am exhausted. I've reached peek giving a shit about Beyonce's tits. Fuck, I'm lying. If you still like Beyonce tits, here they are. (Last Men On Earth) Rhian Sugden and her... read more