By brendon October 16, 2012 @ 2:49 PM
Though I’m consistently tricked into thinking her tits are gonna look bigger than they do every time I see thumbnails for her pictures, Blake Lively looked terrific yesterday on the set of ‘Gossip Girl’, which is apparently still on the air.
And to think, when she got this job, she was a drifter who lived by some abandoned train tracks. No that’s not true. But she should say it anyway because it’ll look like she’s overcome a bunch of adversity, and people really like stories about that.
By brendon September 10, 2012 @ 4:14 PM
You might think that Leonardo DiCaprio would be upset today after hearing that Blake Lively (his ex-girlfriend) married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. But here’s DiCaprios current girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, shooting for Victorias Secret today in Miami. He might think this is Blake Lively. Or he probably doesn’t even remember that he dated Blake Lively. It would be like asking your dog about a shoe he ate last year.
(image source = fame/flynet)
By brendon September 10, 2012 @ 2:54 PM
Ryan Reynolds starting dating Scarlett Johansson in April of 2007 and they secretly got married in September of 2008. That marriage lasted a little more than 2 years, and if you think the problem was that he dated her too long, than you and Ryan Reynolds agree, because he secretly married Blake Lively this weekend in South Carolina, after dating her for just 11 months.
Hopefully this marriage sticks because he’s maybe two divorces from going to a chruch in a tux and picking up girls as the walk down the aisle to marry someone else. And he’s rich and handsome and charming and does crunches like 50 fucking hours a day. If you have a hot girlfriend, he’s like seeing a big shark while your boat is sinking; you just hope he goes after someone else.
By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 5:22 PM
Scarlett Johansson is reportedly mad at Blake Lively, and yes, the fact that women are all nuts is at the root of it.
A source tells Us Weekly that Scarlett is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Blake Lively — even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage one year ago.
“Scarlett is pissed that he’s not under her spell anymore. She realized what a great catch Ryan was.”
“Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love, but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done.”
This may or may not be true (Us will print literally anything these days) but who cares because Scarlett is also in the new issue of Interview, which is a magazine that apparently still exists and who decided a sort-of topless picture of Scarlett would be ever sexier if they made her look like an androgynous robot and then had her stand next to a plant in their lobby.
By brendon November 21, 2011 @ 2:48 PM
‘Gossip Girl’ has now been around for 100 episodes (holy shit, seriously?) and so this weekend they had a party to celebrate that milestone, and Blake Lively wore a dress that was see-thru. Except that it still covered up everything good. So we couldn’t see her tits or anything. This chick has some nerve.
(image source = getty and fame)
By brendon October 14, 2011 @ 4:23 PM
Us magazine confirms (and I’m using that word in the loosest possible sense) last weeks rumor that Blake Lively has moved on from her break-up with Leonardo DiCaprio and is now dating Ryan Reynolds. Who I always confuse with Chris Evans. They should have a duel and eliminate one of them because this shit is confusing.
(source = Us)