Britney Spears Potty Mouth And Shit Around The Web

By Jack April 16, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Britney Spears turned on a heckler at her Vegas show after he called her a “fat bitch”. She called the guy a “Fucking asshole”. These were either gratuitous empty insults or well reasoned evaluations of character. It’s really really close.

Watch Brit get all Louisiana on a dude. (TMZ)

Amber Heard looks cold. At least her nipples do. (Egotastic)

Nerds everywhere are spazzing out over seeing old ass Han Solo in the new Star Wars trailer. (Huffington Post)

Courtney Stodden has got some big ‘ol titties. (Hollywood Tuna)

I wouldn’t mind having Bella Thorne’s legs wrapped around me. (Popoholic)

Who needs bras? Set them titties free! (The Chive)

Please enjoy this crotch shot courtesy of Erin Heatherton. (Drunken Stepfather)

Britney Spears Has Evolved

By Lex March 31, 2015 @ 10:22 AM

Britney Spears Cheers Her Son On At His Soccer Game In Woodland Hills
Seven years ago Britney Spears was locked with her kids in the bathroom threatening to off herself. Now, she’s rooting them on at AYSO and studying pre-Algebra so she can help her kids with their homework. This is a testament to modern medicine and the ability of her father make sure she eats her special sandwiches. I’m not saying every woman who shows signs of crazy ought to be tranquilized and put under strict custodianship, I’m just saying we need an honest debate. The world gets quieter but the sex gets less interesting. I could go either way.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Britney Spears Loses Her Shit And Shit Around The Web

By Jack March 03, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Britney Spears lost a bit of her hair extension on stage like two hood rats yanking out weaves over their baby daddy. Broke ass Indian women gave their hair for you, Brit. Get right with your weave.

Watch Britney’s shame. (Huffington Post)

I love a woman who knows how to tug on her panties. (The Chive)

Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie is faptacular. (Egotastic)

Is it just me or do you kinda want to fight/fuck Ronda Rousey? (TMZ)

Want to see Shailene Woodley covered topless? Me neither, but here it is anyway. (Drunken Stepfather)

Charlie Riina bikinis like a fucking champ. (Hollywood Tuna)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in lingerie makes me want to tallyho her crumpets. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears Seems Rather Fit

By Lex February 19, 2015 @ 9:09 AM

Britney Spears Continues To Model Her Swimwear And Lingerie
Britney Spears looks good. I don’t know how much is Photoshop and how much is real Cajun seasoning. If you’re asking these kinds of questions when stroking one out you’re probably gay. Also, lonely. If you’re thinking about buying her clothes you’re probably both. Though maybe these promo photos are meant for women shoppers. I get confused when long since dormant feelings arise. Or any human feelings at all. Sell, Britney, sell. When you find out dad blew the Oops I Did It Again fortune on a sure thing e-cigarette business in Florida, you’re going to want underwear sales to cushion the landing. Apparently you can sing for meals now at McDonald’s. You’re all good.

Photo Credit: Britney Spears Facebook

Britney Spears Entire Lingerie Line

By Lex February 10, 2015 @ 12:25 PM

Britney Spears Models Her Lingerie Line
It’s unclear why Britney is sucking in her gut in soft lighting to push undergarments. She’s got to be making shit ton money on her music royalties and I believe her Vegas contract rivals Tom Brady money, not even including the two Laotian virgins she’s allowed to bow hunt for sport each evening. Dad always needs a little extra cash. Conservatorships and unemployment don’t provide like they used to. There’s some age when you need to stop putting your kids in front of cameras in their underwear to rake cash. Check the sales charts. Let them be your guide.

Photo Credit: Intimate Britney Spears

Britney Spears Seems Rather Fit

By Lex January 09, 2015 @ 10:39 AM

Britney Spears Bare Midriff And Booty In LA
I’ve been accused of being too negative. Mostly by idiots who deserve to drown under unnecessarily complicated pool rafts. But who can’t be excited by the fact that Britney is back in playing shape. It took ten years and an amount of prescription medication that can only be described as Sunny Von Bulow-esque, but here she is. Ready to serve the Britney Spears conservatorship and the Asian tourists of Las Vegas who need something to do in between buying leather goods and tracking down their husbands at Pai Gow. That’s probably a tinge racist. It’s Friday. The point is, Britney looks like the Britney you once dreamed of scrumping. Have one last go at it. Crazy doesn’t sleep forever.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews