08.30.2010 Britney Spears is still in a bikini

Britney Spears And Jason Trawick Hanging Out Poolside In Maui

Britney Spears was still in Hawaii this weekend, and still in a bikini and still with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. And, I guess, her kids are just home somewhere. Hopefully with a nanny. Or just leaving them in the yard works too. They’ll keep coming around if you feed them, so maybe they’ve scurried off by now.

(image source = flynet)


08.27.2010 Britney might be getting married again

Semi-Exclusive: Britney and Jason Visit Church at Maui Hotel

Britney Spears is still in a bikini at a fancy resort on Maui with her boyfriend Jason Trawick, whom she’s dated since March of ‘09, and yesterday they spent some time at a church there. Was this related in any way to the cover story for this weeks OK magazine, which says that Brit and her little sister Jamie Lynn are planning a double wedding?

Probably not, no. Britney is too proud to make a mistake like that again. Just look at her. So wise, so regal. It’s like watching an eagle.

(image source = splash news and flynet)


08.26.2010 Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini, part 2

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Britney Spears spent another day in Hawaii and another day in a bikini, and it’s all relative but once again she looked pretty good. She didn’t look great or anything, but considering how insane she was just a few years ago, she looked amazing. If I were her and had her money, I’d hire a bunch of fug, 6-foot, 200-pound girls in bikinis to walk around the beach with me, like two dozen of them, and loosely surround me in every shot. You’d see them and see me and you’d swear I was some 80-pound supermodel.

(image source = splash news online)


08.25.2010 Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini

Britney Spears was in a yellow string bikini in Hawaii today

Britney Spears filmed an episode of ‘Glee’ last week, and the week before that she was back in the studio recording tracks for a new record, so obviously this week it was time to go to Hawaii for a vacation with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. The stress after working for 2 weeks must have been unbearable. She’s gonna have a heart attack by 30 if she keeps up this pace.

(image source = splash news online)


08.18.2010 Britney Spears is filming ‘Glee’ today

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I’ve never seen ‘Glee’, but I still come on here and say it sucks, and the last time I did that, the producer/co-creator wrote me an email and basically told me to go fuck myself (screencap). To be honest that makes me think the show is probably better than I assumed.

Point being, Britney is filming her scenes today for an episode based on her, and about an hour ago she went on her twitter and posted this picture from the set.

I probably won’t watch this episode either of course. Or if I do I’ll deny it. I’ll board my windows up, hang lead curtains, put on a mask, watch it, then shave my fingerprints off, take the TV and DVR and throw them in the ocean.

08.17.2010 Tuesday morning headlines

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MICHAEL DOUGLAS - has throat cancer, and is about to start 8 weeks of chemo. And since if he dies, Catherine Zeta Jones will be rich and single, his treatment isn’t gonna go so well if you catch my drift. (the sun)

LAURENCE FISHBURNE - has spoken to his daughter Montana for the first time since she announced she’s going into porn, but it was only to tell her he isn’t speaking to her until she gets out of porn. Luckily for him there are a lot of girls out there named “Montana Fishburne”. I bet most of his friends haven’t even made the connection. (popeater)

JESSICA SIMPSON - says she wishes she had a bigger ass and smaller tits. In other words, unemployed and anonymous. (huff post)

BRITNEY SPEARS - looked great on her way to Westlake studios in LA yesterday, which means today she’ll look like complete hell again. It’s a little game she plays. (x17)