Britney Spears and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick went for a cruise around Sydney Harbour in Australia this weekend, and Britney may be a little too muscular, but overall she looks pretty good in a bikini again. This Jason dude deserves a high five. She’s not what she once was, but it still has to be pretty cool to look down and see Britney Spears giving you a blowjob. I guess it’s that way with any celebrity but even more so with Britney. Way better than Lindsay, for example. Instead of sex with Lindsay, you could just put your dick in a garbage can and stir it around a little bit and it would essentially be the same thing.
(source = pacific coast news)
Britney Spears has been criticized in the past for her parenting skills, and as you can tell by these pictures of her in Australia today, seen in her room on the way to the pool with her kids and boyfriend Jason Trawick, those criticisms are 100 percent justified.
JASON: “Brit honey, wheres Jayden?”
BRITNEY: “Oh I lef’em over by that open window. He was dancin’ and jumpin’ aroun’ an havin fun. Is’he still there? What? Wadya say? Baby you gonna half’a talk louder, there’s this siren outside ana buncha screamin.”
(source = splash news online)
AVATAR - will have cost around $500 million when it hits screens next month, so it’s already breaking records as the most expensive movie ever made, and the one people most regret investing in. WTF is this nonsense? (la times)
RIHANNA - is a little tattle-tale, according to Chris Brown, who thinks she should have kept her mouth shut after he punched her in the face a few dozen times. Instead she went and narked. That’s fucked up. He trusted her, and she betrayed that. What a bitch. (the sun)
BRITNEY SLAMMED DOWN UNDER - is without question the laziest suggestive headline ever written. (the sun)
LINDSAY LOHAN - was seen outside Crow in West Hollywood crying as she left Friday night. Probably because they ran out of cocaine. (star)
RAMPAGE JACKSON - was on set to film for ‘The A-Team’ in Vancouver today. Here the stuntman for Jacksons character ‘BA Baracus’ is going down the side of a building for some reason. Maybe ‘cause he didn’t have no time fo’ no jibba-jabba. (inf)
Australia must be a utopia because the government has nothing to do but yell at Britney Spears for lip synching during her tour down there this week. On top of that, critics have called her show “boring and stiff”, and there are reports of fans walking out as early as the third song.
As you might imagine, this is doing anything but helping Brits already shaky confidence. Popeater says…
“Britney is aware of all this and she’s extremely upset by it,” Paul Dainty, Spears’ tour promoter, told ‘The Australian’ on Monday. “She’s a human being. I’m embarrassed, with such a big international entourage here with Britney, to be part of the Australian media when I see that kind of totally inaccurate reporting.”
In their reporting, Perth Now claimed “hundreds of fans stormed out” of the Friday concert. One fan, 22-year-old Amanda Hawlet put it bluntly: “I want my money back or I want her to sing properly. The ticket cost me $200 and she lip-synced the whole thing.”
They seem to under the very very false assumption that Britney is denying them something by not singing live. She can’t sing in a recording studio, she sure as hell can’t sing on stage while also trying to shuffle back and forth and then resting her hands on her hips and trying to catch her breath from all that shuffling. Everyone likes you Australia, we wouldn’t fuck with you. As God as my witness this way is best for everyone.
(image source = inf daily)
Britney Spears is in Perth today to rehearse for the Aussie leg of her ‘Circus’ tour, and it’s good to see she’s not taking any chances. In Australia, the bras are made of poison!
BOUNCY UPDATE - 2 x-ray’d pics at the end of the gallery thx to Raven.
(image source = inf daily and pacific coast news)
