WILL FERREL - appeared in a wedding announcement on Sunday in the New York Times. The guy getting married is a production assistant on Wills new movie. Will is in the picture because he declares Right of Prima Nocta if anyone on his set gets married. (ny daily news)
AVATAR - finished the weekend with an opening gross of $77M in the US and $165M overseas for a weekend total of $242M, exceeding expectations thanks to positive reviews and word of mouth. Also getting rave reviews is the guacamole I made for tonight’s party. (variety)
CARRIE UNDERWOOD - is engaged to Mike Fisher of the NHLs Ottawa Senators. The pair are a dream come true for black comedians who like to talk about how white people dance at weddings. (us magazine)
TARA REID - Is in this months Playboy of course and her full shoot is up on their website, but two more leaked pics start here. Did the photographer have intimacy issues? Is he shy or something? Move closer you jackass. (playboy cyber club)
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As previously mentioned, Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas. She’s such a hot girl and such a big star, it’s hard to believe she had to go through ‘American Idol’ to get discovered. It’s also hard to believe in dinosaurs or Italians. The liberal media is all dinosaur this and Italian that, but where’s the proof, you know what I mean.
(source = splash news online)
Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas at whatever the hell The Cove is, and this girl has a lot to learn about Country music. I don’t like that kind of music but I do like stereotypes, and according to those she should be swimming in some cut off jeans held up with a rope belt and a t shirt that says “Whites Only” and then an arrow pointing toward her kitty. I bet these pictures will be a big scandal when her fans see them.
(source = splash news online)
The reason most hot girls aren’t good at things like softball is because who cares. Hot girls have way better things to do in high school, like prancing around. And cheerleading tryouts. And laughing when I ask them to prom. Carrie Underwood must have been ugly in high school, because she played in the City Of Hope charity softball game and didn’t look like a total spaz. Most girls swing a bat with the same force a magic fairy would use when granting a wish, but Carrie smacks the ball around like it just called her fat.
The other blond - the incredibly, incredibly hot one - is Whitney Duncan, who I’ve never hear of. Wiki says she was a finalist in 2007 on Nashville Star, though I have no idea what that might mean. And Splash had pictures of her (other side) and underneath a caption claiming she was filming a video. Hopefully Splash had some kind of layout mixup because the shit they say is a video looks more like an antiperspirant commercial.
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So earlier (here) I was saying how Carrie Underwood normally looks super hot but didn’t Saturday night. But then, here, in these pictures a day later, she looked fantastic. So see, I was right. I'm amazing!
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Carrie Underwood is super hot, but something was off when she went to the pre-Grammy party for Clive Davis. I can't quite put my finger on it. But I will. I'll stare at these pictures until I figure it out. I try to think of hot girls as an opponent, as prey, and only through intense study can I learn how to take them down.
(picture source = getty images)
