My Fair Wedding Host is the Gay David Ducovny

By Lex May 03, 2013 @ 10:10 AM


Dudes like to cheat. Twice the dudes, you do the math. The husband of My Fair Wedding Host, David Tutera, wants to split after ten years because Tutera loves to get down with the beefcake.

After repeated attempts at marriage counseling and therapy, we have been unable to save our relationship due to Tutera’s addiction to sex.
– Tutera’s husband in legal separation filings

Oh, woe is fucking you. I have no clue what My Fair Wedding is but I do know that having a spouse addicted to sex seems like a win compared to the alternative. Sure he may be curled up around some other dude’s junk a few nights a week, but you get the weekends. That’s more than most married men. So, stop being such a pussy, get yourself a couple cats, and wait for your night.