Goldie, Kate and Donatella Ready to Wear

It's a matter of opinion as to who among the group of girlfriends is the one staying home on Saturday night, but I'll randomly bet behind the one who resembles a Tim Burton stop-motion character. Goldie Hawn insisted on accredited university degrees for the dude who slices her up on the regular. Her daughter only needs a couple toxin needles here and there. But that Corpse Bride really got the shaft. You have to...

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Lady Gaga And Donatella Versace Welcome Travelers to Their Haunted Crypt

I'm not much into omens, but when these two ladies of the dark bid you welcome into their stone temple, I'd run the other way and cover myself in juniper leaves. Lady Gaga's makeup artist managed to cake her into looking like the sister chosen to seduce the wayward traveler into the coven, where that hapless soul would find Donatella Versace and the blood curdling cries of the devil's feast. Some would call it a...

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Three of These Fashionistas Will Suck Your Dick Without Complaining

Women who are into fashion bore me. I'm not saying it's any worse than men who are really into sports. But it's certainly more expensive. I understand that basic human desire to look good to the opposite sex. But that's not really the point of fashion. If women asked men what to wear they'd always get the 'take it all off, baby' advice. The girls would giggle and say, no, silly, tell me what you really think. Then the...

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Lady Gaga is topless again

Just in case she needed someone to take a black and white - picture - in front of a wall (and she did), Terry Richardson met up with Lady Gaga at Donatella Verrsaces house. And for some reason Gaga took off her shirt. She's the one on the right. I'm pretty sure. To be candid, if Gaga is tired of people making fun of the way she looks, pictures with Donatella Versace will do anything but help. (direct link to the NSFW...

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