By Lex January 26, 2015 @ 11:16 AM
It’s a matter of opinion as to who among the group of girlfriends is the one staying home on Saturday night, but I’ll randomly bet behind the one who resembles a Tim Burton stop-motion character. Goldie Hawn insisted on accredited university degrees for the dude who slices her up on the regular. Her daughter only needs a couple toxin needles here and there. But that Corpse Bride really got the shaft. You have to believe they stitched her back together then realized there were still some pieces left on the medical tray. Like when you put together an Ikea bookshelf. You can tell yourself those three hex bolts and the half-inch screw were just drunk Swedes fucking up the count at the factory. But deep down you know that fucker is caving in one day. Now, imagine that’s your face.
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By Lex January 20, 2014 @ 1:42 PM
I’m not much into omens, but when these two ladies of the dark bid you welcome into their stone temple, I’d run the other way and cover myself in juniper leaves. Lady Gaga’s makeup artist managed to cake her into looking like the sister chosen to seduce the wayward traveler into the coven, where that hapless soul would find Donatella Versace and the blood curdling cries of the devil’s feast. Some would call it a Versace fashion show, the handful of survivors won’t be able to speak its name allowed.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
By Lex July 01, 2013 @ 5:15 PM
Women who are into fashion bore me. I’m not saying it’s any worse than men who are really into sports. But it’s certainly more expensive. I understand that basic human desire to look good to the opposite sex. But that’s not really the point of fashion. If women asked men what to wear they’d always get the ‘take it all off, baby’ advice. The girls would giggle and say, no, silly, tell me what you really think. Then the guys would have to scramble because that was what they were really thinking.
Here’s Uma Thurman, Mena Suvari, and Emma Roberts at the Versace Fashion Show in Paris. I can’t think of a place I’d rather not be more than a fashion show in Paris. And I once lived in Ohio.
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By brendon October 04, 2012 @ 4:52 PM
Just in case she needed someone to take a black and white – picture – in front of a wall (and she did), Terry Richardson met up with Lady Gaga at Donatella Verrsaces house. And for some reason Gaga took off her shirt. She’s the one on the right. I’m pretty sure. To be candid, if Gaga is tired of people making fun of the way she looks, pictures with Donatella Versace will do anything but help.
(direct link to the NSFW pic here)