There’s no such thing as every man’s worst nightmare. When it comes to women, men have a shitload of nightmares. Having a one-night stand holed up in your place with a kitchen knife tearing shit up and threatening to tear you up because you told her it was time to go — that’s one of them. Eddie Kaye Thomas, who plays Finch in the American Pie movies, took home a girl he met at Mel’s Diner. Bet he thought he was gonna get some easy pie after dinner. Yeah, not so much. SWAT teams were called in because you’ve got to go big when the bitch be crazy.