Jessica Simpson’s Husband Squeezes

By Lex April 07, 2015 @ 9:48 AM

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This is the new world. The women make the bread and the hunk husbands play the role of doting spouse. Before you enter this type of arrangement, ask yourself this, as much as I love fine dining and jet ski vacations and having half the young female population of Tegucigalpa taking care of the babies I produce, can I handle being thirty-five and on an allowance and having to check in every hour via emoji smiley face and an explanation of my whereabouts. Also, do I mind being interrupted during the ballgame to stage romantic candids for social media. When the clock winds down that pre-nup is going to sting, but in the meantime, grab a hunk of ass and hold on. You get your next check on Thursday.

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Jessica Simpson might elope

By brendon March 29, 2011 @ 12:30 PM

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Though the real reason is probably so she won’t have to share the cake, Jessica Simpson says that after the media frenzy around her first marriage, she may elope this time with her fame whore boyfriend Eric Johnson. She tells Us magazine

“No date has been set. We’ve both been married before. We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time.”
“I will be part of designing my own wedding gown. We might elope if it gets to that point.”

I have no idea why she would follow a sentence about designing her dress with one about eloping but whatever. Maybe designing is just always on her mind. I heard she even designed extra big forks and spoons because the regular sized ones took too many trips to get all the food from the plate to her mouth and she would get winded. “What am I, at the gym”, she would say.