A new billboard in SoHo for Calvin Klein is getting some people all worked up because they claim it’s, “borderline pornography”. The ad, which features Eva Mendes, is also on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood, but no one there seems to be complaining. Maybe because much of the real pornography is filmed 2 minutes away in mansions in the Hollywood Hills. You’re going to have a hard time upsetting someone who just spent the morning with ‘Down The Hatch 19’ filming next door.
(hq copy of the pic here. source = mavrix online and flynet online)
SEXY UPDATE - uhq pic rehosted with another angle here and a second eva mendes ad here
Eva Mendes was in New York last night for a screening of ‘Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans’, and if someone wanted to make the case that she’s the best looking person on earth, I would find it hard to argue. What helped is that she didn’t wear a bra and her shirt was held in place with little more than optimism.
Predictably, that did not work, so the pictures you really want are about halfway through the gallery. Sometimes I feel pictures like this are the only reason you come here. What happened to the quiet mornings when we would just sit on the back deck and read the paper together. Answer me. ANSWER ME! *brendon runs away crying, slams the bedroom door*
(this post took forever because I started yelling at my monitor for hollywood to kiss my ass. don’t hit the “read more”. you’re not gonna care.)
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Eva Mendes stars with Nic Cage in the sequel to ‘Bad Lieutenant’, and as always she looked terrific at it’s Venice premier last night. It didn’t hurt that she occasionally flicked her tongue at the photographers, as if giving the paparazzi erections would make them take better pictures. It won’t. Considering several kids movies are also premiering at this festival, all it probably does is get them arrested.
Eva Mendes is on vacation in Italy this week, and she looks even hotter now than she did when we made our sex tape. And she looked amazing in our sex tape. When it came out, the Hollywood Reporter said, “Mendes is a stunner, breathtaking from start to finish … Brendon stumbles at first but displays noticeably increased confidence by the end … overall, a sexy romp that’s sure to delight and entertain. 4.5 stars”
(7 more pics here. hq jump here)
I’m extremely grateful to Italian Vogue for getting Eva Mendes to pose almost naked, but they still manage to make it all weird and less awesome than it should have been. For starters, they gave her a red afro in some of these. It's like I'm jacking off to the mayor of hamburger town. Gee thanks. Also they have a picture of her with her foot in her mouth. Here's the math on that: hot piece of ass + foot in her mouth = weirdo photographer. She’s a hot naked chick with big tits and dark perfect skin, like a sexy gypsy, casting a spell on my penis. This really shouldn’t have been so hard.
Various sources say today that not only has Eva Mendes gone to rehab for substance abuse, but she's already been there for a few weeks. What a big star! TMZ says:
We're told the "Ghost Rider" star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country. Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.
Eva Mendes has always seemed a little odd, so maybe she was just high the whole time. She always looks a little baked in her pictures, like she's trying to seduce you, starring into the camera like she's your secret lover. And hell, maybe she wants to be, who knows what passions are burning in her heart!
